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MicroWilly (TMI alert)

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MrsWay · 13/03/2008 22:19

Sorry for the name change.

I have been with my partner around 3 months, last weekend my children were at their dad's and so I slept over at DPs house.

We'd never slept together before. Anyway to cut a long story short, it turns out DP has a bit of a microwilly.

I'm not usually mean about these things but I find it really off putting. It was never going to end in marriage anyway but I'm not sure I can carry on with it.

He's quite chubby so I suppose that could have been a contributing factor but its his attitude too. We were laying there messing around and then he said "sorry about that..." and I didn't know what he was on about so I said "about what?" so he "thrusted" into my leg and said "that!" ? still didnt know what he was on about but it turned out he was apologising for having an erection and it was all downhill from there really. He kept pushing my hand down to masturbate him and there just wasn't enough "room" on it to move up and down. But then I've only ever been with one other man so is this normal?? I just found it all very wierd.

OP posts:
expatinscotland · 14/03/2008 00:17

i haven't got a bucket crotch myself, but even before i had kids, no big dick = no me.

expatinscotland · 14/03/2008 00:19

there's just something so satisfying and filling about a girthy dick.

Mamazon · 14/03/2008 00:20

Im not a bucket.

I used to be of the opinion that size didn't matter.
there's no point having a limo if you don't have a license to drive it

BUT i then slept with someone who had a tiny dick.

Oh dear lord, i barely felt it.

I feel bad for resigning this guy to a life of celibacy but i just could not stay with a guy that did not satisfy me in bed.

Toothache · 14/03/2008 00:20

Expat - absolutely.... bf I've just broke up with (sad) had the perfect size for me. It was FANTASTIC! >pangs of regret should I phone him

carol3 · 14/03/2008 00:21

oh yes!

expatinscotland · 14/03/2008 00:21

is he the type you can keep on the cards for a booty call, toothy?

expatinscotland · 14/03/2008 00:22

i had a booty call lover before i left for scotland.

he was scrummy.

great kisser, too!

carol3 · 14/03/2008 00:22

sorry that was oh yes to the girthy cock, not the calling your ex

carol3 · 14/03/2008 00:23

got to love the booty call

expatinscotland · 14/03/2008 00:24

my ex h and i even booty called each other!

although i'd always make him bring a bottle of wine and a takeaway every time he booty called me .

Toothache · 14/03/2008 00:27

no definitely not. We have emotional ties..... he's not the sort to allow the whole "just for sex thing. Plus I've hurt him pretty bad.

So not an option....tempting though it is.

carol3 · 14/03/2008 00:28

sounds like a fab booty call
I used to have a chef booty call he always brought left overs yum

expatinscotland · 14/03/2008 00:28

damn.

nothing like a comfortable but skilled lover coming round at this time of night with a 6 pack or a bottle of wine and a tasty takeaway.

Disenchanted · 14/03/2008 00:29

Awww Ive never got to do a booty call

Toothache · 14/03/2008 00:29

right I'm going to bed.... I've drank enough wine for the screen on my laptop to double. Time to call it a night! Although this conversation has been hilarious!!! NIGHT!

expatinscotland · 14/03/2008 00:30

it's usually about now, dis.

it's sometimes nice when it's someone who'll stay the night or you stay the night.

at the weekend.

you get up the next morning, go have breakfast and then maybe catch a film or hit a museum.

then go back and have another shag before starting your evening plans.

expatinscotland · 14/03/2008 00:30

night, toothy.

i'm off to zed anyway.

still sober!

carol3 · 14/03/2008 00:31

night toothache sweet dreams

Disenchanted · 14/03/2008 00:32

Thats the problem with only being with your DH i guess

Not that Id want to shag someone else, but that hes always here pestering for it anyways,

maybe we should seperate for a bit so I can miss him and call him for a shag at 1am?!

amytheearwaxbanisher · 14/03/2008 00:32

ive never been with a small guy but years ago was with a chap that had a huge huge huge thingy almost ten inches and thick and when we tried to have sex it wouldnt "fit" it was awful and a bloody weirdo in bed to start with! give me a normal six inches any day

Disenchanted · 14/03/2008 00:33

was gonna google 'big willy' then but thought better of it !

havalina · 14/03/2008 00:55

I do like a bit of girth, only been with one guy who was really thick (reminisces). My Dp is about average tbh girth/length wise. Tis nice though (poor dp).

havalina · 14/03/2008 00:57

I never thought that size matters tbh but it really fucking does, eek.

JamesAndTheGiantBanana · 15/03/2008 00:40

Never sure whether to add the guy with premature ejaculation AND a mini-dick to my list tbh expat- I'm still in touch on msn in fact, maybe I should ask if he ever actually got it in... (joking, of course I wouldn't!)

11 inches? Good GOD. I wouldn't know what the hell to do with something like that! I didn't know they were that common. I think the biggest I've ever seen in real life is 7 inches, and I thought that was a bit uncomfortable! I think I'd be genuinely worried if I encountered a monster knob. Mr Average for me every time!

Any ladies up for a laugh, my gay friend showed me ratearod.com (NOT safe for work or kids, but I hope you realise that on a thread like this!) Check out the hall of shame if you dare.

Mumcentreplus · 15/03/2008 01:13

when you get into double figures it's bit of a waste of dick imo..lol...

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