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Divorced men over 40 on OLD

155 replies

Trace68 · 29/10/2023 16:24

How accurate is this ? 🤣

Divorced men over 40 on OLD
OP posts:
padsi1975 · 30/10/2023 16:30

category12 · 29/10/2023 21:49

😂😂

Nice try-o
But it's goodbye-o

😂😂😂

porridgeisbae · 30/10/2023 18:44

One had 'sensual' on his profile and tried to deny to me that it was a euphemism for 'up for a shag.'

I think he described himself as Catholic, and yet also as 'sensual.'

heelson · 31/10/2023 08:18

Morning, ok I got one .. my pet hate when reading men's bios on dating apps are the ones that write referring to their height
" you can wear your heels 👠 "
Or any reference to to heels .I don't know why , but it puts me of straight away

Yuck 🤮

SamW98 · 31/10/2023 08:41

No salad dodgers - usually from a bloke in a hi-viz with a serial killer stare who looks like he’s a stranger to a shower and daylight.

No nutters - I want a doormat who won’t question my BS behaviour

If you don’t look like your photos you’re buying the drinks til you do - hilarious snd original NOT

Livelifelaughter · 31/10/2023 17:39

Absolutely!

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