Divorced men over 40 on OLD

[Trace68]

How accurate is this ? 🤣

What is 'sex positivity'???!

I've noticed that on Bumble profiles recently. Sounds like something I want to completely avoid (any mention of sex, in fact)!

@LightSpeeds - basically looking for a shag.

I actually had someone message me a couple of weeks ago and when I checked his blurb he’d actually lifted MINE from my profile word for word. He’d obviously forgotten I was his ‘ghostwriter’… When I tackled him about it he said he ‘couldn’t respond because his subscription had run out…’ What? even though you’ve just responded??!
I’ve just checked this evening and the fuckwit’s still using my words. He’s clearly having more success with them than I am…
Another answered the standard Match question ‘Thing you always carry with you’ with ‘My smile’. Really? Then why do you look so fucking miserable in every one of your out of focus, double chinned photos ?
I’d ask for a refund if it wasn’t so entertaining 😂

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I asked someone that and he said it means he’s hot stuff in bed - I’m sure you are mate 🤣

This is so funny ! All bang on!

Wasn't sex positivity initially a female mantra/attitude? I have a feeling it's been appropriated and had it's meaning changed by men who use it. I wouldn't

The raccoon!! Good bye-o!

Yes, thanks Bumble for introducing “sex positivity” as an “interest (under the theme, incidentally of “self-care” (?)). Instant turn-off for me and alongside so many of the other lovely attributes listed above, another great filter! 😁

The first time I saw this I had to google 420 as I had no idea what it meant lol

Loved the cat photos OP! Only thing missing is a bathroom - or toilet - in the background:)

Another one I've come across many many times:

"My age is wrong on here, not sure how it happened, can't change it"

The man usually admits to being at least 5 years older, or 15 years younger than what his profile age states 🙄🙄🙄

Honest, I kinda like the raccoon:).

The raccoons scared me . You should see his others

@51FlirtyFun
"The ones who have had a good beating with the ugly stick & are looking for casual sex."

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Sorry but it’s rather distasteful to copy someone’s personal shared artwork to mock for cheap laughs.

Oh well, they (men) share naked pics they've been sent and film during sex and without consent, and share that 🤷‍♀️

I did have reservations but it's public anyway . It's on a public profile . There are worse ones I didn't share and I blotted out any identifying information

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Looking for a muse 🤮🤮🤮

This thread is just brilliant! Would love to see some more 'artwork.'

I would disagree with this actually and say that lots of women’s profiles are no better really, lots contain

• trout pout
• groups of drunk women
• sunglasses
• selfie in car
• same selfie from 10 angles
• filters.

And some ( but less) stupid shit

'Sex positivity' sounds like sleeps around. 'Non vanilla' sounds grim as well, I suppose at least they are being honest that they are after sex....

I think both are as bad as each other...

Men post a million sports activities, pictures at bars with all their mates, fish, expecting that supermodel they had when they were 20 without a 50k debt, a beer belly, in a bachelor pad where you can't see the floor for junk. And women show themselves half drunk on hen nights, squeezed into a shorts 20x too small saying they deserve the best when they've got five kids by five different baby daddies...

Even the shy wallflower ladies and the geeky guys pushed into the friendzone by this age have been corrupted by time and aren't worth dating.

And may I say that the over 50's are probably worse than the over 40's?

Thinking they are entitled to a woman 15 years younger 🤢