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Divorced men over 40 on OLD

155 replies

Trace68 · 29/10/2023 16:24

How accurate is this ? 🤣

Divorced men over 40 on OLD
OP posts:
capabilityfrowns · 29/10/2023 21:33

I'm so sorry mr x but.....

Divorced men over 40 on OLD
dreammattemousse · 29/10/2023 21:34

This thread has literally made my day

capabilityfrowns · 29/10/2023 21:34

His profile pics are the same expression as his raccoons

minieggsandmaltesers · 29/10/2023 21:39

Lower raccoon looks like one of those sex dolls with an open mouth

JustStopOilyPoshKids · 29/10/2023 21:39

Oh Steve..
I am DYING!

capabilityfrowns · 29/10/2023 21:45

His message to me was
I read and liked your bio

I'm hoping you're not shyo

capabilityfrowns · 29/10/2023 21:47

He clearly thinks he is an artiste.....wordsmith and ace painter

I just can't burst his bubble . I've decided if I can't say anything nice I should say nothing at all

category12 · 29/10/2023 21:49

capabilityfrowns · 29/10/2023 21:45

His message to me was
I read and liked your bio

I'm hoping you're not shyo

😂😂

Nice try-o
But it's goodbye-o

capabilityfrowns · 29/10/2023 21:51

That's brilliant! 😂😂. I should use that

AuntieJoyce · 29/10/2023 21:57

your coon is giving me the eye-o

capabilityfrowns · 29/10/2023 22:01

It's looking slightly high-o

Applesaarenttheonlyfruit · 29/10/2023 22:05

category12 · 29/10/2023 21:49

😂😂

Nice try-o
But it's goodbye-o

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Tiredmummy201 · 29/10/2023 22:07

capabilityfrowns · 29/10/2023 21:33

I'm so sorry mr x but.....

😂😂😂😂 made my day !

capabilityfrowns · 29/10/2023 22:08

I'm just amusing myself until my subscription runs out

RudolphTheRedNosedSpaniel · 29/10/2023 22:08

capabilityfrowns · 29/10/2023 21:45

His message to me was
I read and liked your bio

I'm hoping you're not shyo

Stop! 🤣🤣🤣

capabilityfrowns · 29/10/2023 22:09

I know 😂

littlebopeepp234 · 29/10/2023 22:15

capabilityfrowns · 29/10/2023 21:33

I'm so sorry mr x but.....

Looks like a kid’s painting 🤣🤣🤣

Purplecatshopaholic · 29/10/2023 22:16

This thread is cracking me up - needed a laugh tonight, thanx MNetters

spookehtooth · 29/10/2023 22:19

Watching with interest for tips on what not to do with my profile, although I can't really help the couple I do as they are important part of me. Keen paddler, climber and active generally 🤷‍♂️ Nobody's perfect

Petallove · 29/10/2023 22:21

These are funny! Also the guys counting how many countries they have been to…like they deserve a badge!

capabilityfrowns · 29/10/2023 22:22

I starting a business aimed at older gents , I'll write their bio , and pick their photos , and coach them if they need to take a selfie . After 4 years online I see they need it .

capabilityfrowns · 29/10/2023 22:23

I've already re written one guys bio on Ourtime for him and he's used it , they are bloody clueless

Wishineverchangedmyname · 29/10/2023 22:30

Partner in crime always gets me eye rolling..sir, the only crime you look like you'll be committing is crimes against fashion

51FlirtyFun · 29/10/2023 22:34

Oh the men on top of mountains, or cycling around in Lycra, running marathons, gym selfies!

Not forgetting the ones with sunglasses on or fake made-up names (clearly married)

Or the ones looking for "ethical polyamory", sapiosexuals & "sex positivity".

The ones who have had a good beating with the ugly stick & are looking for casual sex.

Only interested in women 10-15 years younger.

So utterly depressing.

LakeTiticaca · 29/10/2023 22:55

capabilityfrowns · 29/10/2023 21:33

I'm so sorry mr x but.....

Not quite the next Vincent van Gogh🤣🤣🤣