Another thread about sex - I've been asked if I would try something new.

[screwedup]

Anal sex.

Never done this. Terrified that it will hurt but I am curious iyswim.

Have any other ladies out there tried it?

I really need advise on this one before I go for it. Please help.

I used to do it ages ago before I was pregnant and to be honest, I've always had pains inside ever since. Like very internal piles or something. Sorry to hijack but does anyone know what this could be? It wories me sick sometimes, and I panic that I'll prolapse in labour.

Again, sorry for the hijack.

It's worth a try or you'll be curious. Just make sure you're both on the same wavelength... and you've had a drink... and you might fart or something so just giggle at it rather than get all embarrassed. make sure he does what you say otherwise it'll hurt.

I may have killed this thread by accident?

tell me about it, moony !

mumblesmummy, did you see your thread about nursing bras, loads of replies!

yeah i know, I just felt bad about hijacking screwedup's thread and killing it off for her thanks for your reply on the nursing bra, much appreciated.

oh, don't worry, mumble. these types of threads always die a slow death .

From taking it up the shitter to nursing bras in one fell swoop.
Fantastic.

It's bum love, moony, not taking it up the shitter.

God, I live for these threads!

This quote below has had me doubling up at the thought of it over the last few days.

'Just quickly (see namechange) I'm a guy who has been on the receiving end, as it were, as when I was younger I thought I was gay.

It was really, really nasty. I wouldn't dream of doing that to my wife'

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mumblesmummy, i have never read anything that would indicate that anal sex would lead to a prolapse of any kind in childbirth, pain might be due to an internal scratch of fissure, which might be made worse if you are constiptated

and that is all i have to say about anal

nah, this one definitely takes the top prize, moony:

'yo have to relax and push as they enter '

There was one that said something like "There's always a bit of excrement on his penis but heigh ho. Apart from that, it's fine."

lulu- you honestly wouldn't believe what a relief that is. I've always been to embarrassed to ask ANYONE before or mention the pain to anyone. Thank Fook For MN.

oh, yes, nkf, along with this gem:
'erm the finger goes into tha jaxy not around it...plus the bum and pussy have been washed..lol and the finger could end up in your hair,mouth up the pussy all over (shudder)..lmao '

this thread should be marketed as an emetic.

I picked up on something here, screwed up, you are not in love with him, and he not with you?? FFS, i dont want to sound like my mother, but havea bit of respect for yourself. IT doesnt get any more intimate than anal sex - i love it, with my DP of 15 years. Tell this guy to try it with someone more willing. Ugggh, he sounds awful - sorry.

should be scratch or fissure

glad you feel reassured

It shouldn't hurt if it's done right.

Have you got something to share, Xenia ?

I try not to write about sex on line so no I won't contribute except to say what I said above - if you do it right it shouldn't hurt.

This has reminded me of one of my fave celeb goss quotes about John Leslie..

"A reputation for changing lanes without indicating."

Can't beat a good mnet bum-sex thread.

You could tell from the thread title it wasn't going to be about trying out a new type of food or funky ice cream flavour.

i really like anal sex, its very intense and i get the best orgasm from it. My DP goes through fits and starts, sometimes he is totally not interested, sometimes he whispers in my ear - im going to fuck you up the arse tonight, well, i just melt - ooops, its well past wine o clock. For me, sometimes it hurts,but i actually quite like that - i do have to be very aroused though.

The odd thing about the bum sex threads is that the people who like it make it sound awful. Pain does seem to be involved. And obviously liking pain duing sex is a specific taste. And there are too many posts along the lines of "It's nice but you do have to be drunk first."

'im going to fuck you up the arse tonight',

different strokes for different folks, but if my husband told me this he'd get fucked allright, just not the way he planned .

'For me, sometimes it hurts,but i actually quite like that' -

To each his own.

(Thinks expat secretly loves this thread)