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Am having text sex with my eh dh

144 replies

TeenyfraeTroone · 28/01/2008 21:23

OMG this is so thrilling, and so wrong.
I have 7yr old dd with ex dh. 3 and 2 yr old ds's with presenet partner. Split with ex dh when dd was just 2. He is with new dp and her 4 kids.
He has started textin askin for horny pics and basically sex. It's been goin on for a few weeks, and I've got to say, it came to a head tonight and we exchanged some pics via text.
I AM happy with my dp(who incidentally works overseas and is only home at weekends)
We have a fantastic sex life, but I am so enjoying this attention.
Am I awful. My dp is a shit communicator, a fab dad and a good provider.
You are probably all going to say that I am an evil bitch who wants to have her cake etc, etc.
Help get my head round this.

OP posts:
Quattrocento · 28/01/2008 22:36

KEEP GOING, DON'T STOP NOW, YOU'VE GOT US ALL HOOKED.

pPLEASE CAN YOU INTRODUCE A ROTTWEILER INTO THE PLOT. I THINK WE NEED ONE.

Lulumama · 28/01/2008 22:37

oh , forgive me for judging.... i don;t need to walk a mile in your shoes to know that text sex with an ex is morally repugnant

Lulumama · 28/01/2008 22:37

oh , forgive me for judging.... i don;t need to walk a mile in your shoes to know that text sex with an ex is morally repugnant

ScoobyDoo · 28/01/2008 22:37

Dirty Slag, get a grip

moljam · 28/01/2008 22:37

btw why is thread called 'am having text sex with my ex dh' if in your last post
' he has been textin for weeks - got nothin'

so are you or arent you ?yay or nay?

ZippiBabes · 28/01/2008 22:38

what are your shoes like?

i would probably fall over an dbreak my ankle lol

Quattrocento · 28/01/2008 22:39

I THINK THIS RAISES TWO INTERESTING QUESTIONS

IS SEX WITH AN EX OKAY MORALLY? I MEAN DOES IT COUNT AS ADULTERY?

DOES TEXT SEX COUNT AS SEX?

WE NEED YOU TO ADDRESS THESE BURNING QUESTIONS IN YOUR MAGNUM OPUS

Desiderata · 28/01/2008 22:40

OK, Teeny. So, I'm now a mile away.

And I have your shoes.

Pan · 28/01/2008 22:40

Aktuali, the thread title is an anagram of "I am bored and sexually frustrated, and a bit sad so I thought I'd make up a nasty little story and tell a bunch of strangers about it. Cuz I'm like that."

or something similar.

Lulumama · 28/01/2008 22:40

hello pan how are you?

Desiderata · 28/01/2008 22:41

For some reason, Quatt, you reminded me of Toad of Toad Hall in that last post

expatinscotland · 28/01/2008 22:42

Text sex?

What will they think of next, telepathic sex? Out-of-body experience sex? Past sexlives regression?

He started texting asking for 'horny pics'?

How kind of him. Did he even bother asking how you were doing, or just cut right to the chase?

Either way, he sounds like a knob end.

Pan · 28/01/2008 22:42

I'm fine lulu, et toi?

moljam · 28/01/2008 22:42

lol desi!very toady!

Quattrocento · 28/01/2008 22:43

POOP POOP

TeenyfraeTroone · 28/01/2008 22:43

am not going to carry on now.

1 my boys are up early

2 came here for a healthy debate, got one, and happy with outcome!

OP posts:
CountessDracula · 28/01/2008 22:43

you sound like you deserve each other

two sad twats with low self-esteem

ZippiBabes · 28/01/2008 22:43

im posting on this cos i am avoiding writng my already late assignment about land based machines the final section

chain saws

very sexy lol

expatinscotland · 28/01/2008 22:44

Here, have a horny pic.

I'm flashing myself here:
mesohorny

Lulumama · 28/01/2008 22:44

am fine also, merci !

this thread is like a parallel universe

it has made me all bad tempered

so to sum up, what expat said !

Desiderata · 28/01/2008 22:44
Lulumama · 28/01/2008 22:45
moljam · 28/01/2008 22:45

do you still see him in rl?(not just willy pics)
because surely even if your dp is finding it all very exciting that someones 'after his bird' or whatever must be bit odd atmosphere when he picks his dd up?

unless ofcourse his willy is very small and new partner knows this so that is why he finds it amusing?

AnneMayesR · 28/01/2008 22:54

Oh cool. Hang on. I just need to grab some popcorn and a drink.

Quattrocento · 28/01/2008 22:55

NO DON;T BOTHER - THAT TEENY - SHE JUST TITILLATES AND LEAVES