Am having text sex with my eh dh

[TeenyfraeTroone]

OMG this is so thrilling, and so wrong.
I have 7yr old dd with ex dh. 3 and 2 yr old ds's with presenet partner. Split with ex dh when dd was just 2. He is with new dp and her 4 kids.
He has started textin askin for horny pics and basically sex. It's been goin on for a few weeks, and I've got to say, it came to a head tonight and we exchanged some pics via text.
I AM happy with my dp(who incidentally works overseas and is only home at weekends)
We have a fantastic sex life, but I am so enjoying this attention.
Am I awful. My dp is a shit communicator, a fab dad and a good provider.
You are probably all going to say that I am an evil bitch who wants to have her cake etc, etc.
Help get my head round this.

A friend of mine (and I cant believe I am admitting to this) told me she has a special device, like a little battery operated ball "inserted somewhere" which vibrates when she gets a text to heighten the experience.

pmsl laughing at Desi having pedantic text sex....

Oh yes, punctuation! But a missing semi-colon would spoil the mood totally.

But I thought they were all playing tetris or the snake game quintessential! My eyes are opened...

Quint You're kidding me?

"A friend of mine (and I cant believe I am admitting to this) told me she has a special device, like a little battery operated ball "inserted somewhere" which vibrates when she gets a text to heighten the experience."

Too funny. I just spit my breakfast out all over my keyboard when I read that.

The more I think of it, it can't be good for you. I mean, her fanjo is picking up signals

text sex

how grown up

god you are easily pleased

get a new mobile number

my dh's friend has a new gf

she sends him pics of her naked, close-ups etc

the other night he was showing the entire pub. what else can you expect?

I spit my coffee too when I heard, I had been texting her (innocently) and she told me after she was at her GP so she could not remove it.

Does that mean I was nonwittingly taking part in non-consenting text sex????

pmsl!

I was convinced that the vibra thing was an urban myth but put my clueso hat on and this is what I found:

www.vibraexciter.co.uk/vibraexciter.htm

me thinks this might be what Quint unintentionally triggered off!!

No wonder she kept the conversation going. And then she told me her blood pressure was up! No wonder....

not funny.

I'm sorry, Quint, but it's hilarious

You little minx ...

I'm afraid I am PMSL too!

you ladies are lucky though. The, er, female version seems to fit snugly wherever you want. The, ahem, male version, seems a little more unwieldly and certainly could not be used on the bus. Well, not without getting arrested!!

[going back to the thread, btw, the OP seemed like a total incoherent fantasist to me, the story just didn't add up. As someone who has been accused of being a troll myself before, I don't want to throw the same accusation, I am sure she does exist, just not so sure about the finer details of the story...]

Oh blushety blush, I just checked out the male erm, version of that. £29 each, how many can you possibly use in one go???

I do see why you would get arrested for using one, though.

Though I cant see why anybody would actually use one. I did not ponder the whole thing until this thread, so I think I need to thank Teeny for re-evaluating my friend, her gizmo and my role in that, and the ramifications of that.

pretty sure this is a wind up.
if not you're an absolute slapper.

Never mind the OP's rubbish, I am all a 'quiver' at the concept of vibrator ball.

My daily commute will never be the same again....

Perhaps someone could design a vibrating mooncup for devoted lentil weavers with rampant sex drives?

Squiffy lol, I am sure the said lentil weavers could fit both in, if they were so inclined....