Polly and her Dollies continue to improve in every way

[StuckInPollyannaMode]

Can’t believe it, but here we are on Thread 5!

Thread 4 here

Just back from a 4.5 mile run - bit cold this morning! I’ve sea monkeys growing in the kitchen, soaps hardening in the bathroom, and the carpets are full of glitter. They had a great weekend!

The thumb also seems to be improving. Phew.

All on today to prep for tomorrow’s meeting with Geller. He really does seem broken. But I will not waiver.

Hope everyone had a good weekend and all health ailments are on the mend. Time to slap on some moisturiser - caught the sun this weekend - but look much better for it!

Clearly Geller does have talent/skill after-all - with almost no effort he can become more annoying than a pound of mosquitos!

Letting the lawyers sort this out sounds a good idea. He seems to be using negotiations with you as a great opportunity for exercising his talent.

This is not healthy for you and it isn't aiding your recovery.

Being able to bat this stuff away with 'contact my SHL about it' sounds much better.

An MN-group patio is a good idea, but "feed" for a new tree might be better? Do you have room in your garden for a large flowering tree with good, deep roots, which would benefit?

Sorry - May be a touch macabre, but thought that, at least this way, Geller would be of some use...🌹

Make sure the patio is very deep so that you can pack the detritus in a vertical fashion. I’ve been advised that horizontal packing is not so space efficient.

Sign me up for the Mumsnet Patio brigade too. I've got all me own tools, and can bring plenty of quick drying cement. 😉

Honestly just take Gellar to court and get everything you can. A clean break from this unscrupulous piece of shit sounds like the best plan.

Actually I'm just about to build a base for my shed on my allotment. That could work 😉

We need to have a retaining wall built with ridiculously deep foundations..,

Sorry you're having to deal with all this shit! I agree with letting the lawyers deal with it (or the very attractive patio solution 😉)

I like the tree idea, too... but I feel it could only ever be a lemon tree. You know.... When life gives you lemons?

@Justilou1 😂😂😂

I have read you should always bury a dead animal above where you bury a body. Throws the scent hounds off the trail

I have a lot of heavy machinery. Mini Diggers, Tractors, JCBs. And I am an expert at using them.
Good at patios!

I always said that we had your back @StuckInPollyannaMode

@Justilou1

I like the tree idea, too... but I feel it could only ever be a lemon tree. You know.... When life gives you lemons?

😇

If its any help I have pigs......

Gets better... Mumsnet Mafiosa! (The Godmothers!)

Oh the pigs are a good idea, they are amazing at destroying evidence.

This is all getting a bit Hannibal Season 3 now.

@SortingItOut

If its any help I have pigs......

Is that you Breda McQueen?

Pigs you say. Efficient and environmentally friendly.

I was going to recommend pigs, too. They eat everything. Failing that, the company recommended upthread - I like that they offer 'creative solutions' and deep cleaning...

I've been following your threads for a while now Polly, and Geller really does not seem to get it, does he? You've given him enough chances; I'd hand his latest missive over to SHL and let the Courts deal with him.

This thread is why the black and white version of "Lord of the Flies" watched alone aged 7 left me deeply disturbed!!

It feels quite uncomfortable and disrespectful now and not sure how it would help Polly?

We are joking! You know, humour?

I agree with CoolCat, I'm finding the recent comments quite uncomfortable.

It's a bit of black humour. Having seen so many of my friends utterly shafted financially by their husbands in divorce, I can't find it in me to feel bad about a few patio jokes.