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V. embarrassing.... Blow jobs - proper technique? MNers, please help

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dontknowhowto · 23/07/2007 02:17

Am so to be posting this and I did look in the archives...

So, have obvioulsy done it before, but I want to know how to do it well - got a new man who is fab at seeing to me and I want to return the favour.

So, do I just lick and suck for a while or is there more to it? Don't need to know about etiquette, just technique.

I know it's late but someone, please help!

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kama · 29/07/2007 19:35

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Feedmenow · 29/07/2007 19:36

Well, what a thread!
Just wanted to say that I've never tried the vodka-job before but quite often just do the cold drink version - not ice cold, but just tap water or something, occasionally lemonade for a bit of fizz. Apparently adds quite a pleasurable twist to the event!

MrsFish · 29/07/2007 19:37

Fio - What's that got to do with it?

You were lying when you said you didn't remember me weren't you?

layman · 01/08/2007 00:11

Overheard a guy describing his worst ever blow-job.

He said it was brilliant.

KerryMumbledore · 01/08/2007 00:13

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brad67 · 24/08/2007 11:13

in my opinion enthusiasm is far more important than technique

hockeypuck · 24/08/2007 11:15

oh what a surprise brad has opened up an old blow job thread from last month.

Getting bored yet brad?

Mum2Luke · 31/08/2007 22:49

Hey, anyone tried strawberries and cream - great tasting bj!!!!

What ya mean Bony M about being married and bjiing?! (grin) best part although I did bj my ex before he f*ed off to USA and left me!! He was well fit but not too muscley, great lover too especially behind the nightclub!!!!

Might try the vodka one and maybe try it with BLue WKD.

Giana · 01/09/2007 14:51

When I first heard about BJ's (in my teens) I was grossed out

In my twenties I was still repulsed by the thought, and only performed them as a special treat (like once a year!) and I had to be intoxicated.

Now I'm in my late thirites .... and boy, what a difference a decade makes!

Lets just say my DH is a lucky man
I'm making up for all that lost time.

I think the lads should let us know about good technique. But I think I'm doing it o.k., my DH doesn't have any complaints! Brad is right, enthusiasm is a must, and slowly does it .....? Right lads ?

Curveball · 03/09/2007 23:45

Glad I found this discussion... I'm looking for a definition of a champagne bj, please, or at least a critique. I thought the whole idea was bubbles= good. However, after trying it out I now have to say bubbles= bad, as it just stung him really badly. It was hella cheap champers, though.

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