V. embarrassing.... Blow jobs - proper technique? MNers, please help

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Am so to be posting this and I did look in the archives...

So, have obvioulsy done it before, but I want to know how to do it well - got a new man who is fab at seeing to me and I want to return the favour.

So, do I just lick and suck for a while or is there more to it? Don't need to know about etiquette, just technique.

I know it's late but someone, please help!

Have just tried on dp - it definitely does hurt apparently...............

I'm sure we used to do it all the time.....

OMG - I COULDN'T do anything like that. i'm catholic you know.

Me too Custardo

muddy. you weren't supposed to tell us you'd just tried it.

Poor Custy, so shocked...

I always thought Catholic girls were the worst

well you must have prodestantism in your family somewhere

protestantism

'Tis true - my family were Huguenots - going back a way though.......

Think of the power you have over him!

Hello? Who doesn't get off on that?

Power, suck, power, suck.

Keep going.

What is disgusting about power?

i have power. i have much power. my flange alone = power. i have the flange of wonder.... it wonders when he won't asleep on the settee by 9pm

But think of that in combo with teh flange .

Ah, yes!

Nothing like a good blow.

Where's Pan to tell me what a boring old trout I am for the lessons I took when I did?

Where are, Pan?

The ink was barely dry on my divorce papers, Pan.

I was married 3 times before I was even close to your age. Could be married more and then some.

I learned from my lessons, Stephen, you taught me well .

Who's Pan Expat?

Sorry am new in these parts

muddy2shoes. there exists a 2shoes - quite a prolific and established mumsnetter.

may i respectfully suggest you change your name - becuase as you develop a forum personality - people are bound to get you bothmixed up.

how about vampirate...see what i did there? vamp.....& pirate.......vampirate.

Yeah, people rip off my name and all that.

Should I care?

Probably not.

Teh lottery is shit. My father tells me to take the £2/week and buy a premium bond/year and I'd have better odds at winning £1m.

He's right.

I know he is.

Fuck.

Mmmm - I saw 2shoes after I registered - I did worry - pants - will now have to rethink - she's not muddy though

I live deep in the country & am far from goody hence the muddy two shoes................

Mmm ,there is something about the power. I thought muddy was 2shoes. I'm confused

NO panting now.

ONce you get that rhythm, DON'T STOP! Get the bi guy to coach you.

Keep going! He won't mind the mess of spit running down your hand. Keep the other one working.

Talk to him beforehand, some life play on teh ball or the perineum. Find out.

Suction, suction, suction and keep that other hand pumpin'!

oh, xposts!

I dunno, Muddy, but he hates me.

he's a bloke, muddy. a bloke on MN!