V. embarrassing.... Blow jobs - proper technique? MNers, please help

[dontknowhowto]

Am so to be posting this and I did look in the archives...

So, have obvioulsy done it before, but I want to know how to do it well - got a new man who is fab at seeing to me and I want to return the favour.

So, do I just lick and suck for a while or is there more to it? Don't need to know about etiquette, just technique.

I know it's late but someone, please help!

Oh @ pubic.

Freudian slip

I agree it's bloody disrespectful if you haven't made it clear that you're happy for him to do so !!

I've changed my name too.

If you're reasonably agile, you can both do each other at the same time. I like kneeling over him, but he says he gets neck ache, so we end up side by side, only heads in opposite directions, so to speak. Great fun . In fact, I might have to drag dh off to bed, when little one has a nap...

Curious as to how you hold a mouthful of champagne in your mouth whilst trying to open your mouth and get him in there without it spilling everywhere, or choking? HMMMM?

Odd as it may sound, don't forget actual blowing - lick the head so it's nice and wet then blow on it gently. Some men love this, others are less keen, so do ask him to keep you informed as to whether he wants harder, slower, faster or whatever.

Practise makes perfect!

One more thing that popped into my head...if you have a vibrator you can use that on him too. Just hold it gently against the base of his knob or under his knackers, picking up the speed as you are going along. Gets 'em most frisky IME. Make sure he knows what you intend to do with it though. If he stands with his back to the wall you've got some explaining to do.

Bottom's up!

SX

I feel a bit queasy...I must be getting old

I think I am feeling very sorry for my DH - it seems he is missing out big time!....

Lovely tips, thank you. I knew MN would be able to help

Reminds me of the old joke that some may have missed.

Q.For BJs, whats the difference between lust, love and plain showing off??

A. Spitting, swallowing, and.......

Gargling..

[groan emoticon]

Eeeewwww

Thanks for the tips... I did what was recommended and he made the right noises but, um, it didn't end the way I expected...

No other words of wisdom then? Purlease...

How cum?

Remember 'Cumwhatmay'?

LOL!

YOu dumb wart!

Suck and suck. Who cares about all that spit running down your hand, he doesnt? Suck and suck and move the right hand up and down and let the spit run down it.

He cares not.

Put his head at the back of your throat.

There is a soft bit about an inch and half after the head retracts. Run that under your tongue at every pass.

When he finishes, swallow.

If in doubt, find a bi-sexual man who will tell you, that is how to learn.

No man will ever complain.

It's never too late to learn.

That soft bit you can feel under your tongue. Ask him to show you! He will.

Learn from the bi-sexual man or the gay man who will close his eyes and pretend you are who he wants.

Show that you're enjoying it (if you are!) - be enthusiastic and just really get into it.

Try letting his penis rub around your mouth aswell as in it, that always seems to go down well (pardon the pun! )

Swallow it! Even if you let some run down your hand!

He will love you for it.

ok - great tips (no pun intended)

Am looking forward to my next endeavour!

Thanks ladies

This thread is way to hot, I am blushing. But still reading.

Learn from the gay man witha condom, of course, you are right, Kerry