V. embarrassing.... Blow jobs - proper technique? MNers, please help

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Am so to be posting this and I did look in the archives...

So, have obvioulsy done it before, but I want to know how to do it well - got a new man who is fab at seeing to me and I want to return the favour.

So, do I just lick and suck for a while or is there more to it? Don't need to know about etiquette, just technique.

I know it's late but someone, please help!

It's ok! I am a swallower (or was - it's been a while, hence the need for advice)

lol Leati!

I think you are all wrong, get some neat vodka and position it nearby, it will send him crazy. You just have to want to make this the most exotic thing ever, so take you time to drape yourself over him. Then do it. DH says he hates it at the time but his cries from 'ouch' to 'arrrrgh' change quite quickly. ok THIS WAS only the once, but he was quite impressed. Now, I am not so sure.

Haven't read the entire post, but if you get your bloke a bit happy and take a mouthful of vodka, it will burn and be pleasant at the same time.

Sorry I am talking about noshing (blow jobs) for the eductated people in the room.

Interesting UCM. He is partial to Vodka

Well there you go then, fill your mouth with it, sink the fink and listen to him moan that it stings and then and then moan in ecstasy as it feels good.

Will start off with the other stuff and progress, UCM. Good to know though!

And when he feels good, sit up and drink it. Whey Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am with UCM & the vodka - also just consulted with dp - he loves it when there's much teasing before fruition

Also, use hands too, & lips - softly - all over

OK a lesson for the unimbibed.

Look at the penis, think, I can do this. Then start with the little flicky thingies.

all of this is because your partner has literally stepped out of the shower.

Before you take the top bit in your gob, take some vodka, he will scream, but after the pair of you have a bit of control, he will love it.

When he gets used to to it, point him to your fadge and use honey.

Have any of you every tried the yummy flavored edible lotions that warm when you blow on them.

I have never ever used honey but I was being random.

Vodka doesn't burn - gets diluted wit saliva

PMSL UCM

Dh has just said that it does

He also said that this was a disgusting conversation to be having on here -

His words 'you are supposed to be Mothers' and he meant it!!!!

I think I have to go now.