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V. embarrassing.... Blow jobs - proper technique? MNers, please help

136 replies

dontknowhowto · 23/07/2007 02:17

Am so to be posting this and I did look in the archives...

So, have obvioulsy done it before, but I want to know how to do it well - got a new man who is fab at seeing to me and I want to return the favour.

So, do I just lick and suck for a while or is there more to it? Don't need to know about etiquette, just technique.

I know it's late but someone, please help!

OP posts:
Muddytwoshoes · 29/07/2007 02:10

Pan's a man then??

Muddytwoshoes · 29/07/2007 02:10

Am still trying to think of a new name

Aitch · 29/07/2007 02:10

does he, expat? he's probably fancies you. that's what boys do, you know.
is muddyboots taken? that's a jolly wee name, imo.

Muddytwoshoes · 29/07/2007 02:11

A bloke OMG - WTF is he doing here....

expatinscotland · 29/07/2007 02:11

UT-Austin.

Estefan Gomez.

'Estefan, how come you never have a girlfriend?' says I, 20-years-old, invited to him and his identical twin brother, Nando's, apartmen for dinner.

'Well, EIS, it's because I've been chasing . . . NINOS!'

Cue, 'Um . . . '

'So, you want to know then, how to please a man? Well, you're in luck. Because you see, being a man, I know that . . . '

Leati · 29/07/2007 02:12

Pans a man? I didn't know that.

Muddytwoshoes · 29/07/2007 02:12

There is a 2shoes

expatinscotland · 29/07/2007 02:12

Erm, maybe Pan's a woman!

dontknowhowto · 29/07/2007 02:13

I thought everyone knew that Pan is a man

OP posts:
Aitch · 29/07/2007 02:14

he's a man. i like him, he's funny. men are allowed on this site, but they must stay in the men's room unless they want to have their trousers pulled down and be generally ridiculed. (i think that's the bit pan likes, though)

expatinscotland · 29/07/2007 02:14

WEll then, keep sucking!

Aitch · 29/07/2007 02:15

at expat's story. what a life you've led...

Leati · 29/07/2007 02:17

singledadofthree keeps giving me hard time over hunky men thread. He says that he is going to start a playboy thread in the just for men. I told him to go for!

Muddytwoshoes · 29/07/2007 02:17

I like tweedy knickers Aitch - v subversive

Aitch · 29/07/2007 02:18

so is muddyboots taken? have you checked? i think it's a sweet name.

Leati · 29/07/2007 02:19

I like it...it is a cute name.

expatinscotland · 29/07/2007 02:20

Mi vida loca.

'The Girls at the Back of the Class'.

Muddytwoshoes · 29/07/2007 02:24

2shoes is - I'm muddytwoshoes - but may have to re-think

Thesebootsweremadefortalking · 29/07/2007 02:34

Ok - have temporary name change.........

Thesebootsweremadefortalking · 29/07/2007 02:35

It's a little convoluted though

Reallycurious · 29/07/2007 16:26

Name changed here

There has been some interesting suggestions here and whoa, they do work. Helped me improve my technique no end

Thanks

JeremyVile · 29/07/2007 16:32

"Phew, getting warm in here. Is it a bit obvious that I really like giving BJs ?"

Well it is a bit obvious yes, its probably the bit where you say....

"Phew, getting warm in here. Is it a bit obvious that I really like giving BJs ?"

....that gives it away

likestogiveabj · 29/07/2007 16:42

DH keeps asking how I get better each time I give a bj as I learn something different to try each time from mn!
He did enjoy abj the other night while I had a mouthful of ice cold baileys.
I find he enjoys it most when I suck while moving up and down getting his knob deep inside my mouth and if you are going to swallow get it to the back of the throat and swallow that way you don't taste anything!

MrsFish · 29/07/2007 19:25

Another vote here for a champagne blow job, dh loved it and keeps asking when I'll do it again...

...next anniversary I said

FioFio · 29/07/2007 19:30

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