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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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TwiceMagic · 02/12/2018 09:03

I was at a work Christmas meal in a Thai restaurant. The dessert was something white and soupy that no one liked. Except one guy who announced that it tasted ‘exactly what he imagined cum to taste like’ and proceeded to eat everyone’s as well as his own.

We all employed this face as he did so: Confused

winecigsandchoc · 02/12/2018 09:04

@LilyMumsnet brilliant!

SexNotJenga · 02/12/2018 09:04

Pork scratchings?

StripySocksAndDocs · 02/12/2018 09:05

Penis breath is quite novel really. Probably not something many had thought about before.

Though OP, it's best to go with your 'tummy' feeling and leave your girlfriend. Maybe ask her About her penis breath first though.

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 09:06

Why would you assume because has done a bit of swinging that she is also a liar?

Surely, if she wanted to continue swinging she wouldn't be with you.

Not being monogamous doesn't = cheater.

Sniffing your girlfriend for faint shifts of other mens cocks then asking people for list of food with cock aromas, definitely = insecure red flag waving dickhead.

Mummyoflittledragon · 02/12/2018 09:06

Noooo don’t delete this. It’s golden!

RebelWitchFace · 02/12/2018 09:06

Thank you for this OP. The look on OH's face when I asked him was priceless!!

Though PP's need to stop being so mean. This is obviously a man with a vast knowledge of how dicks taste and smell. Who are you to doubt him?

GaryBaldbiscuit · 02/12/2018 09:07

[groin]
Grin
Wink

ISawSassyKissingSantaClaus · 02/12/2018 09:07

SteveUK1980

I’m just reading the replies at the moment and deciding what to do

Def change hands Steve otherwise you're gonna get a nasty case of RSI! Biscuit

Zulor · 02/12/2018 09:08

NOooooooooo Lily! Don't take this down! It needs to go in Classics!

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 09:09

Bam! Cock breath! Glorious!
joan I don't often actually laugh out loud, but honestly your post was hilarious.

TwoGinScentedTears · 02/12/2018 09:10

I'd advise brushing the tongue. Always helps.

LaLaLamp · 02/12/2018 09:10

Maybe they should have a classic section on her for trolly threads that are funny no, that might encourage more yoni

Knackeredmommy · 02/12/2018 09:10

I just asked my DP if he's ever experienced penis breath, after he stopped laughing he said no...

Threewheeler1 · 02/12/2018 09:11

Bye Steve.
It was fun having you.
Smile

letsstickmyhandinthere · 02/12/2018 09:11

Another vote for classics here Grin

Mummyoflittledragon · 02/12/2018 09:12

It was fun having you

Oh so it’s actually Steve who’s cheating. Shock. Always the way with this type of bloke.

Mummyoflittledragon · 02/12/2018 09:13

Classics vote

SillyMoomin · 02/12/2018 09:14

Maybe it’s the new flavour from Walkers crisps

Powerless · 02/12/2018 09:15

Maybe she'd been eating Brussels stout flavour crisps?!

Powerless · 02/12/2018 09:15

Er sprout

Zulor · 02/12/2018 09:17

Wotsit anyone?

TheRealHousewife · 02/12/2018 09:17

Something surreal about reading this cock & bull story whilst the Church Bells are peeling Grin

Zulor · 02/12/2018 09:20

Wash your mouth out with soap and water TheRealHousewife or the vicar will know what you've been up to.

Hezz · 02/12/2018 09:20

Maybe she'd been eating chipolatas

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