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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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HermioneWeasley · 02/12/2018 08:52

No adult man uses the word “tummy”

ShutTheFridgeUp · 02/12/2018 08:52

This is just too much for a Sunday morning. I was not prepared.

redzebra10 · 02/12/2018 08:53

i'm not finding this thread funny (if it's true)
i use to go out with a cunt guy like you. he was so jealous and possesive,he would accuse me of everything.
just like the shit your coming out with now. it was an excuse to beat me up
i think your jealous of her meeting and think the only way she could of got promotion was by giving her boss a blow job
i hope she dumps you, seriously get help

LaLaLamp · 02/12/2018 08:53

Is the ham thread still around?

TheRealHousewife · 02/12/2018 08:54

She needs to rinse out with the Penis Beaker 😂

Sobsobsob · 02/12/2018 08:55

Rinse it out with the Penis Beaker Pmsl Grin

Sobsobsob · 02/12/2018 08:56

Gotta hand it to ya Steve for a fucking good laugh on a Sunday morning

ForalltheSaints · 02/12/2018 08:56

I cannot see this thread being mentioned in the Paper that Supported the Blackshirts.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 02/12/2018 08:56

Apparently if the man eats pineapple regularly, it changes and sweetens the taste.
adds pineapple to shopping list

TokyoSushi · 02/12/2018 08:57

😂😂😂

Surfskatefamily · 02/12/2018 08:57

She could just have eaten something funny. Youv rewlly jumped to conclusions there. I cant say id recognise penis breath

usernamenamename · 02/12/2018 08:58

😂😂😂😂

InspectorIkmen · 02/12/2018 08:58

This has fair put me off my Cock-a-Leekie soup that I had planned for a warming lunch.

Boak.

MissWilmottsGhost · 02/12/2018 08:58

You sir, are a bellend aren’t you

Certainly smells like one...

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 02/12/2018 08:59

Does Kelloggs Corn Flakes still have a big cock on thr box?
goo.gl/images/iSwhL9

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 02/12/2018 08:59

Right, better get up and get ready. I’m off to clean my teeth but I’ve only got normal Colgate. Better give DH a heads up, fnah.

redorred · 02/12/2018 08:59

Oh my Shock

Heismyopendoor · 02/12/2018 09:01

Steve, you know what? It could be pretzels. They smell like cum!

travellinglighter · 02/12/2018 09:01

I think some of you lot need to keep an eye out in the papers just in case a 38 year old man called Steve commits suicide by jumping off the bridge he lives under.

Do you think it was one cock or maybe she has been the star attraction at the local swingers club gloryhole hence the lingering nature of the industrial strength penis breath. 😆😆😆😆

winecigsandchoc · 02/12/2018 09:01

I think it was colonel mustard in the dining room with a massive hard on.

JoanJettPack · 02/12/2018 09:01

I woke up this morning and thought, you know what, Joan? You've not been on Mumsnet for ages. Pop on and have a gander.

Bam! Cock breath! Glorious!

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Redglitter · 02/12/2018 09:01

Do let us know what you decide to do about your dilemma Steve 🙄

WheelyCoteClaus · 02/12/2018 09:02

😂😂😂Joan

LilyMumsnet · 02/12/2018 09:02

Hi OP

We're so sorry you're going through this, and even more sorry that your thread didn't turn out the way you'd planned... Quite shocking, really.

We at MNHQ can recommend some strong mouthwash. In the meantime, we'll be taking this down.

Penis breath on girlfriend
90percentvodka10percenthuman · 02/12/2018 09:02

Asked dh if penis breath was a thing. Apparently it is in the childish ‘banter with the boys’ kind of way. It’s not actually a physical smell upon my breath when I come up from ‘tooting the ol’ Flute’.

Your poor gf

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