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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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marvellousnightforamooncup · 02/12/2018 09:20

I always miss these threads. Thanking my lucky stars that we have house guests so I'm hiding in my bedroom on Mumsnet.

Powerless · 02/12/2018 09:21

@marvellousnightforamooncup GrinGrinGrin

GlitteryFluff · 02/12/2018 09:21
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disneyspendingmoney · 02/12/2018 09:21

Sod I'm late to this party
hahahaha hahaha hahahaha hahahaha

Was this c&p from return if the king's. @steveuk1980 my boy you need to be seeking advice from roosh not MN.

The thing you have let yourself believe DOES NOT EXIST

so if you eat a tuna sandwich is she entitled to ask you if your having an affair? betcha not.

I was feeling a bit down this morning thus has given me a real laff!

I really hope someone has taken the time to explain to Steve just where his mindset has gone wrong.

I'll now read the rest of this.

Queenofthedrivensnow · 02/12/2018 09:22

Knew this would vanish!! Unlike the cock breath....

Zulor · 02/12/2018 09:22

I'm actually thinking about this way more than I should be, and I actually cannot say that I can taste fandango after a man has gone down on me. Maybe my fandango is fragrance free.

Zulor · 02/12/2018 09:25

Steve - did it taste/smell like a freshly washed cock or a stinky cock?

Bobbiepin · 02/12/2018 09:25

@thingsdogetbetter if your man smells like cheesy wotsits he needs a wash!

OurMiracle1106 · 02/12/2018 09:26

Considers whether she should brush her teeth in future before partner gets here. You know in case he thinks I’m hiding penis breath.......

Flaffable · 02/12/2018 09:26

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GertrudeCB · 02/12/2018 09:26

Sugarpuffs ?

Zulor · 02/12/2018 09:27

Queenofthedrivensnow - for future reference, just have a couple of beers and you'll be grand. All traces of fellatio shall be gone.

ISawSassyKissingSantaClaus · 02/12/2018 09:27

Maybe previous partners have always skipped the light fandango Zulor?

SlightAggrandising · 02/12/2018 09:27

Yorkshire pudding batter always smells a bit spunky IMO

FlamingJuno · 02/12/2018 09:27

Read the OP then RTFT at warp speed to get finished before HQ press the button. Definitely need a classic troll threads topic Grin.

gamerchick · 02/12/2018 09:28

Or just click the show all messages button to load it all in one page if it's in danger of deletion.

Veronicat · 02/12/2018 09:29

I just asked my partner, he said 'it tastes of you' GrinBlush

Zulor · 02/12/2018 09:29

Lily is letting us play for a while. She knows we love a poster with some spunk.

11OrangeApple · 02/12/2018 09:29

This is fantastic Grin

donquixotedelamancha · 02/12/2018 09:30

@LilyMumsnet. Could we not move it to classics instead?

Scrumptiousbears · 02/12/2018 09:32

Is this still here

Zulor · 02/12/2018 09:33

In fairness, I was up far too early for a Sunday morning, washed the floors, then came on to find this. Housework has been put on hold until we solve poor Steve's wee problem.

Lozzerbmc · 02/12/2018 09:34

Oh dear thats paranoia if i ever saw it. OP you will loose this relationship unless you get over these insecurities.

Zulor · 02/12/2018 09:35

I feel sorry for poor Steve. His girlfriend clearly cheated on him with a bag of Wotsits (whatever floats your boat) and he's very down now.

Iloveautumnleaves · 02/12/2018 09:35

DM/Sun/Mirror are all copy rags now...bunch of lazy, unoriginal fuckwits ‘writing’ for them. Twats.

Steve, I’m sure it was just a co-incidence that what she’d been eating made her mouth taste like that.

Why not ask what she ate on Friday?

Let us know how you get on.

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