Penis breath on girlfriend

[SteveUK1980]

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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Back under your bridge troll

You've got your answer Steve, she must have been eating Cheesy Wotsits.

I love pretzels, Steve this could be why my DH ran off, I must smell of cock, mystery solved! Oh the shame

Imagine if MNHQ cum on and say 'we've checked behind the scenes and have no reason to believe that Steve is not a genuine poster'

MrsTeach, that always happens to me. I say 'someone on MN says XYZ happened' to DH. he always says 'Yes but did it though?' Then he gives me the face.

Steve, where have you gone? You're great crack. Cum back to us.

@Sparklingbrook I've even tried asking things in a nonchalant way but he always just looks at me odd and says "get off mumsnet"

Right....Steve I am looking in dps food cupboards.

Could it be Canadian Ham Seabrook crisps? Spam? Hotdogs? Steak flavoured crisps?

And of those her snack of choice?

So glad I got here before this was deleted!

I’m just reading the replies at the moment and deciding what to do

Definitely LTB. Sounds like she has bad breath of nothing else... ;)

I just asked dp for advice and he said he always thought fried mushrooms taste a bit cummy. HTH

Go back to 1980 Steve

Some of these responses 😂🤣

Actually I think you're wrong about cock breath because on Eastenders recently, Sharon had sex & I dare say oral with one chap, & less than 30mins later was at it with her husband.

I'm certain I didn't hear Phil say 'you smell of cock' when he kissed her! Plus said other chap was under the bed, that can't have been a pleasant experience.

I’m just reading the replies at the moment and deciding what to do

Well... what can you do, realistically?

1. my darling, your breath smelt of cock on Friday. Have you got something to tell me?
2. Make more PA/cryptic comments about having a ‘feeling’ that she’s been cheating on you?
3. End your relationship because you don’t trust your girlfriend at all.
4. Realise you’re being ridiculous.

Steve, you know what, it could have been her toothpaste. I've often thought the whitening ones taste like spunk.

Funnily enough, I woke up this morning with cock-like breath. Now, I'm single, and haven't been near a man for a very long time, so it's not that... however I did partake of some delicious Double Gloucester with onion and chives last night, and fell asleep watching tv, and didn't clean my teeth.

I therefore surmise that before you arrived she consoled herself with a large portion of Double Gloucester, then had a nap just before you arrived at the door, and was unable to freshen up for your visit.

Or she's banging her boss.

I was finding this mildly amusing until I got to soup for sluts. That pushed me over the edge. And then "It's probably pretzels, they smell like cum" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Actually awrite, you could be onto something. I think it’s the baking soda. Sadly she just has normal Colgate

Maybe she just needs a dentist or had just had a salty snack.

Or maybe you need to wash more often. Blokes don't smell and taste the same as each other.

You know I would like to think troll here, but I've actually met men who go on like the OP and believe this sort of crap. Then they make their woman's life hell because it's in their head.

And now someone's ruined Gorgonzola for me too.

Wtaf. Just asked my partner who said 'eh I dunno, I've forgotten what it tasted like. He's clearly tasting it quite a lot to remember it'

Cheers for the laugh 🥂

Wake up and smell the co...ck