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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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Justaboutawake · 02/12/2018 13:25

Was her promotion in a cooking related field? Did she sample some of chefs chocolate salty balls?

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 13:36

Flowerpot2005 that's what I am guessing. But it's not the same.

When do goes down on me, it's obviously going get a on his face. Which why people will say they can smell another woman.

When I go down on Dp and swallow it's not all over my face leaving a smell.

Steveo's girlfriend, apparantly had penis breath. Her actual breath. Not her face smelled like a man had cum on it. So she sucked someone off, swallowed their fun, the smell of it was there later and took 2 beers to get rid of?

It's definitely not the same thing.

And also, I can't believe this is a conversation I am having Grin

Flatasmytitties · 02/12/2018 13:47

Best thing I have read in ages, thanks OP. I needed a belly laugh chuckle.

Monday55 · 02/12/2018 13:56

God forbid any men who comes home after being to the fish and chip shop! Shock

HeavensNoHellYeah · 02/12/2018 13:57

This is the kind of stuff my boyfriend comes out with. Get some help before you ruin the woman mentally.

notapizzaeater · 02/12/2018 13:59

Ponders If it really doeS last that long.... oh well lucky dh, only one way to check !

FlamingJuno · 02/12/2018 14:00

everything tastes of chicken
That's it, I'm having a scone instead of roast chicken for lunch 😂😂😂😂 🍗. Definitely no 🥨 😂.

subspace · 02/12/2018 14:10

Fish and chip shop 😁

thelaststraw123 · 02/12/2018 14:20

Funniest thread ever 😂😂

disneyspendingmoney · 02/12/2018 14:26

@Notacluewhatthisis ah! perhaps Stevo is much more sophisticated than we thought and it's a stealth trap to get MNers to talk about the suck spit swallow gargle share, put on waffles, knit with or do an oil change with techniques.

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 14:43

Ponders If it really doeS last that long.... oh well lucky dh, only one way to check !

So me and Dp conducted the experiment. He can confirm cock breath is just not a thing.

disneyspendingmoney my Dp thinks it's a group of dps hoping their partners test the theory. Worked for dp 😁

Notacluethisxmas · 02/12/2018 14:53

@extralargeoranges

sheldonesque · 02/12/2018 15:00

Steve.

Oh! The modesty. tand up and take a bow.

Dearie we all know you are just tasting your own cock breath.

I fancy your girlfriend will now be chuffed to bit you fluffed her new boss with your mouth.

Good for you supporting her career like that. She can spend her raise on smints.

sheldonesque · 02/12/2018 15:06

Ach. Stand and bits. Obvs.

What you get when you are trying to type with cock sized fingers.

Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 02/12/2018 15:09

I can't believe this is still up.
Funniest thread ever?Hmm

SandyY2K · 02/12/2018 15:20

I've heard this in reverse... a woman could taste vagina on her husband's breath.

Then the guy who smelled rubber when he gave his GF head.

In both cases...the women cheated.

I've not read the whole thread... 18 pages that is... so perhaps there'll be a development as I read through.

SandyY2K · 02/12/2018 15:22

@SteveUK1980
I believe you.

There's many here with limited exposure and they are very dubious about things.

Flowerpot2005 · 02/12/2018 15:24

Notwhatacluewhatthis well whoever she blew off, could have had Tom cat like tendencies & sprayed all over her face, staking his claim so to speak.

You are a true gem having conducted your own research for us all, utterly selfless! GrinStar

HouseOfGoldandBones · 02/12/2018 15:25

Cool story bro

MaryJenson · 02/12/2018 15:33

I believe you too.

I have heard it’s a thing, women giving BJs and then passionately kissing their BF after.
They get a kick from it

SandyY2K · 02/12/2018 15:38

Here's an interesting somewhat similar situation.

www.loveshack.org/forums/romantic/marriage-life-partnerships/infidelity/539798-i-smelled-sex-my-husband

SandyY2K · 02/12/2018 15:43

@MaryJenson

I have heard it’s a thing, women giving BJs and then passionately kissing their BF after.
They get a kick from

Yep. Very true.

Plus those who have their BF/DH give them oral after another man has had sex with them.... and that's not in the cuckold scene.

If a woman posted this...(BF smelled of vj) she wouldn't be getting the responses of being a troll.

Orange6904 · 02/12/2018 15:43

Ugh wish I hadn't looked in here, put me off my pasta.

BartholinsSister · 02/12/2018 15:43

How unlike the home life of our own dear Queen.

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 15:45

I think it is that being a first time poster can be a big give away.
SteveUK , SUK.

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