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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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kakejames · 02/12/2018 12:23

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Zulor · 02/12/2018 12:25

You think Stevo needs the spellcaster?

Zoflorabore · 02/12/2018 12:26

Knocked on the door.... how precise!

So come on Steve, you need to answer, you know what it tastes like as you've tasted your own on your own haven't you?

You have had many responses this morning and there are many many of us concerned for your state of mind after your extra breakfast.

Are you ok Hun?

I'm off to email Zoflora HQ...

Flowerpot2005 · 02/12/2018 12:27

I wonder what aftertaste LavendarLoveSpell leaves behind?

enoughisenough2 · 02/12/2018 12:27

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zulor · 02/12/2018 12:30

I'd say lavendarlovespell is positively floral.

disneyspendingmoney · 02/12/2018 12:31

omg this gets better and better, now we have an Obeahman going to cast an anti penis breath spell and bring Steve's girlfriend back to home with a cleansing breath and a willingness to... hopefully tell him to piss off

leamaria · 02/12/2018 12:32

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Bigonesmallone3 · 02/12/2018 12:32

Surely if u had just sucked off ur boss u would just give the mouthwash a little go before Steve knocks on ur door and u open it..

Maybe she just has a natural cock breathe..

Zulor · 02/12/2018 12:33

Ladies. If there's one thing I hope you've all learned from this. Brush yer teeth after a bit of lovin.

BoooForYou · 02/12/2018 12:33

Gives a whole new meaning to "blowjob lips" I suppose GrinBlush

leamaria · 02/12/2018 12:34

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SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 12:34

It was his wake up call. ( a doodle doo )

Zulor · 02/12/2018 12:34

Especially if Steve the Sniffer is your boyfriend.

Flowerpot2005 · 02/12/2018 12:34

Yes Zulor but in this case it sent Kakejames's hubby straight home, that can't be good can it?

Zulor · 02/12/2018 12:36

Fee fi Fo fum, I smell the whiff of another man's cum!

LadyPasserine · 02/12/2018 12:36

She could merely be a treehugger. Especially if she’s hugged Linden trees.

Zulor · 02/12/2018 12:36

He probably smelt like 8 months of fandango.

sheswhat · 02/12/2018 12:37

This actually happened to me. I knew what it was. Months down the line I found the OW and we were both in the dark. Compared notes and dates and sure enough she had been to his just an hour before. He'd told me he was at work

Flowerpot2005 · 02/12/2018 12:41

Bet she had to hose him down with antiseptic when he got home urgh!

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Bigonesmallone3 · 02/12/2018 12:43

Did she walk in with hair like Cameron Diaz in 'There's something about Mary'

Zulor · 02/12/2018 12:45

Months down the line you knew when your husband had said he was at work. That's mighty note-taking there.

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 12:57

This actually happened to me. I knew what it was. Months down the line I found the OW and we were both in the dark. Compared notes and dates and sure enough she had been to his just an hour before. He'd told me he was at work

Your partner came home with penis breath after shagging the other woman ?

Flowerpot2005 · 02/12/2018 13:07

Think sheswhat means hubby came home reeking of OW's fandango not penis breath, unless he met up with Steve1980 & they were doing a bit of market research?

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