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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 02/12/2018 11:50

I have lost out on the chance of nearly 2 hours sleep for this.

Typical mumsnet.

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 11:50

Love your postings on this !

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 11:51

That was meant for Zulor BUT I love yours too @BB

BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 02/12/2018 11:54

I'm going to quote from Wheely and say we've all been sucked into it!!!

MamaLovesMango · 02/12/2018 11:55

Another nomination for classics from me!

MissLadyM · 02/12/2018 11:56

You can buy cock soup in Tesco. Maybe it was that?

empmalswa · 02/12/2018 11:56

Mumsnet you are the best Grin

Zulor · 02/12/2018 11:59

PMSL means pissing myself laughing.

Zulor · 02/12/2018 12:02

MNHQ really must be in the Christmas spirit because they don't normally allow us to play. I feel like a bold child being undisciplined because my parents are getting drunk and I've been fed Fanta and crisps down the local!

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 12:04

Where’s Steve?

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 12:04

Thanks @Zulor

Bigonesmallone3 · 02/12/2018 12:04

oh my..
What does cock breathe taste like?

Zulor · 02/12/2018 12:05

Stevo. Can you tell us the exact flavour of the cock? Chicken (everything tastes like chicken?), pork, beef, salmon, shrimp? Was it shrimp?

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 12:05

Everything tastes like chicken

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 12:05

Snap

upsettraintraveller · 02/12/2018 12:06

All I can say is that my abusive ex picked me up from work one night late. He kissed me as I got into the car and actually really pressed his lips firmly to mine. I smelt the unmistakable smell of another woman on him.

I don't know what the OP's partner did in this case but all I can tell you is to this day, even many years after the incident and the breakup of that relationship, I've never let anyone give me oral sex again. The devastation that act of final abuse did to me has been long lasting and will never leave me. This is the first time I've ever communicated this as I had an overwhelming sense of shame and degradation which still upsets me writing this.

Tilly1313 · 02/12/2018 12:06

Slightly off topic but one of my friends once said a guys cum had the consistency of cottage cheese. I have never been able to eat cottage cheese again.

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 12:07

Sorry @upset
Do not think Steve is “real”

PortiaCastis · 02/12/2018 12:08

Watch it Steve baby she may come home smelling of bullshite

Flowerpot2005 · 02/12/2018 12:09

Steve, while your considering your options, I've done some Christmas shopping for your GF just in case.

Penis breath on girlfriend
Penis breath on girlfriend
BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 02/12/2018 12:09

Fictional GF had obviously been for cocktails with her new boss after the meeting. And who can blame her.

treaclesoda · 02/12/2018 12:11

Oh, I'm too busy to read this now but I'm placemarking for later. I've read many a thing on mumsnet but this is a new one...

Zulor · 02/12/2018 12:15

You're safe @treaclesoda . Lily at HQ is letting us be naughty for once so the thread is safe for another while. Stevo's GF on the other hand....

Zulor · 02/12/2018 12:17

G&T with lime in. You could be onto something there BlackBelt.
That sort of bittersweet taste. Could well have been a simple G&T.

Zulor · 02/12/2018 12:20

I love the detail Steve goes into.
'I knocked on the door and she opened it'.

She's clearly not a MNer, because she wouldn't have opened the door if she was a MNer.

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