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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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Oblomov18 · 02/12/2018 11:04

Is this in classics yet?

IHaveAPen · 02/12/2018 11:04

Patenedgobblewash Grin

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 11:04

It is really hard playing keepie upper with this thread .
Fast moving.

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 11:05

Uppie

angelnandy28 · 02/12/2018 11:05

SteveUK1980 Pretzels smell like cum? Please elaborate.

Bamchicabaawaa · 02/12/2018 11:09

@lilymumsnet SURELY THIS SHOULD BE IN CLASSICS?

Bamchicabaawaa · 02/12/2018 11:10

Caps for exclamation not for shouty anger I promise Grin

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 11:11

My finger hurts.
Steve, how are you?
You can kiss it better!Grin

TinselAngel · 02/12/2018 11:12

There's only one solution to this type of situation: Jeremy Kyle's lie detector.

WheelyCoteClaus · 02/12/2018 11:13

Classics thread

It's a keeper

KeepServingTheDrinks · 02/12/2018 11:14

what's a cuckolding website?

AsleepAllDay · 02/12/2018 11:15

So it tastes like cock or you mean cum?

I'm sorry but this is hilarious

PandaWhere · 02/12/2018 11:15

This is why I love MN. The replies to something like this 😆

I just wish I had access to twitter, I really do.

WheelyCoteClaus · 02/12/2018 11:16

Purely for being posted so early on a December morning.

AsleepAllDay · 02/12/2018 11:17

I hope she sees this thread and leaves lol

BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 02/12/2018 11:19

Jeremy Kyle's lie detector

Either that, or Steve needs a Sniffer Dog.

Kemer2018 · 02/12/2018 11:22

Sorry but 😂😂😂😂

MrsChristianTrevelyanGrey · 02/12/2018 11:22

Yes @LilyMumsnet Grin

angelnandy28 · 02/12/2018 11:23

God .Best 'tummy' laugh for a long time!
Thanks everyone for the amazing replies,was feeling really down beforeGrin

GBroGal · 02/12/2018 11:27

@Notacluewhatthisis - ltb not Lyn.......No fucking clue who Lyn is.

I thought your caps lock had slipped and knowing MN has a set of letters for every eventuality, translated LYN as "Leave You Now"

BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 02/12/2018 11:31

Poor Steve. He's been 'deciding what to do' about his dilemma, (that's a new expression for it), for 15 pages and 4 hours now. He must be absolutely exhausted.

Hopeful15 · 02/12/2018 11:32

Hey Steve, check and see if she has this book in her bookcase: www.lulu.com/shop/fotie-photenhauer/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/paperback/product-20052760.html
Problem solved.

Renarde1975 · 02/12/2018 11:46

Not read all responses but 🤣🤣🤣

Oh man...cock breath is a fantastic insult though.

fluffygreenmonsterhoody · 02/12/2018 11:48

This should definitely be the first thread in a new ‘trolling classics’ category.

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 11:50

@Zulor
What does PMSL mean?

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