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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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ChodeofChodeHall · 02/12/2018 10:39

Well this thread is about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop.

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 10:42

OP hahahaha
I predict a lot of googling activity today .
Remember ladies , clear your histories !

Zulor · 02/12/2018 10:42

So have we odds on it being the ex or the new boss?

Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 02/12/2018 10:44

Really, requests for classics?
Yes we want to encourage desperately unfunny half wits to post.

Zulor · 02/12/2018 10:45

Ihopeyourcakeisshit. Steve doesn't find this funny at all. Steve is very serious.

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 10:48

Steve probably loves it .
It is his first time on MN , be kind .

stanstanthevegman · 02/12/2018 10:49

I can sympathise OP. My partner came to bed last night and started kissing me and I bought his mouth tasted a bit strange. I was then preoccupied by the fact that I was convinced he had been eating my left over Chinese. I can't get it out of my mind. The betrayal of it..

ShowOfHands · 02/12/2018 10:49

It's definitely not classics material. It is MN Apocrypha however and once deleted, can be fondly remembered in the yoni, pirate sex, sexual technics vein.

@LilyMumsnet your advent gift to us should be a blistering deletion message. No pressure.

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 10:50

Maybe she had one of these

Orlandointhewilderness · 02/12/2018 10:50

Ha, that was a good one!!

HobNobcentral · 02/12/2018 10:50

Grin nice one Lily

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 10:51

These

Penis breath on girlfriend
pinkflower22 · 02/12/2018 10:52

@SteveUK1980
I'm really sorry that people are laughing at you. The best advice I think is to pretend that nothing is going on by keep a close eye on here to see that way you'll be able to catch her out.

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 10:53

Sorry, not loading photo today

Penis breath on girlfriend
funkylittleboatrace · 02/12/2018 10:53

Tasted a lot of cock then have you ? 🤣🤣🙃

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 10:54

Cock and bull story!

Alexandra2018 · 02/12/2018 10:55

Ergh anyone else feel abit sick

disneyspendingmoney · 02/12/2018 10:55

@flamingnoravera oh it most definitely is a thing out on protective gear and dive deep into Reddit, 4&8 Chan's and return of the king's. or better yet take my word for it and don't. men's rights & incel "support" sites are full of this "problem".

perhaps Steve is self-aware enough to recognise he has an underlying problem that has surfaced through his "cock lung" issue and is seeking to break through his denial.

Thus he's reached out to MN than get validation from his actual peers.

we should give Steve a big manly pat on the back for this break through moment at 7:40 on a Sunday morning. His weekend just of been sheer hell, spit, swallow gargle why why why

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 10:55
Blush
Angelinthenight · 02/12/2018 10:56

I think your just going to have to talk to her about it,its the only way its going to put your mind at rest.

QueenOfIce · 02/12/2018 10:56

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me...🍆😷

ChristmasCuddles · 02/12/2018 10:56

Brilliant

00100001 · 02/12/2018 10:59

Evidence that your GF is cheating:

  1. You think her breath smelled like cock when you kissed her

Anything else?

BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 02/12/2018 11:03

I can vouch for it not being Sprout flavour crisps as suggested by pps. We tried them last night and they're more....farty.

We haven't tried the Pigs in Blankets flavour yet, but I'll report back when we do.

Or could the fictional GF have gobbled the Roast Turkey and Stuffing flavour?

I've read more of TFT now, (thanks to Lily), and apologise for repeating pps about penis beakers and Zoflora!

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 11:03

There is a song called Pineapple Head , Crowded House. I think.

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