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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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Laci · 02/12/2018 10:27

This is hilarious.

adviceonthepox · 02/12/2018 10:28

I'm crying st the responses surely this isn't for real 😂

Zulor · 02/12/2018 10:29

Nothing's going down here Powerbunting. Nobody has gone down and nothing is going down. Ya hear?

BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 02/12/2018 10:29

This is the thread that keeps on coming.

flamingnoravera · 02/12/2018 10:30

Apparently Penis Breath is an actual thing: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=penis%20breath

WheelyCoteClaus · 02/12/2018 10:30

😂😂😂😂

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 10:31

BlackBeltInPresentWrapping surely you mean cumming! Grin

flamingnoravera · 02/12/2018 10:31

There's even a mug

Penis breath on girlfriend
IceBearRocks · 02/12/2018 10:32

Are you Steve from The Scott Mills Show ???

Alpineponyclub · 02/12/2018 10:32

Please leave this up

Zulor · 02/12/2018 10:33

I don't know whether it's real, but I very much doubt anyone's husband has said to them - Wow, you taste just like my cum. So I am a tiny bit sceptical, that anyone would know what they taste like. Furthermore, Steve has confirmed that his girlfriend always swallows. So, there shouldn't be anything left to taste. For those reasons, I suspect (only a slight suspicion) that this thread may not be genuine.

kernowmumof1 · 02/12/2018 10:33

Just out of interest , how do you now what cock taste like ? 🤔

WheelyCoteClaus · 02/12/2018 10:33

Is the thread getting deleted?

Oh it's my sides hurt😂😂😂😂😂

LilyMumsnet · 02/12/2018 10:34

Since I've had my advent calendar goody and I'm feeling rather festive, the thread can stay... for now.

WheelyCoteClaus · 02/12/2018 10:34

Oh yes!!!!!!

ElusiveButterfly · 02/12/2018 10:34

@LilyMumsnet thank you Grin

ElusiveButterfly · 02/12/2018 10:35

@kernowmumof1 I was thinking the same thing Grin

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 10:35

Oraldean

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 10:35

NRWT

SouthernComforts · 02/12/2018 10:36

It's funny isn't it, the one word on this thread that a absolutely ruined the trolling for the OP is 'tummy' and not 'cock breath' Smile

SantaBabycharly · 02/12/2018 10:36

The capitals on the OP spell SUK

Zulor · 02/12/2018 10:37

Lily you're a gem!

Feefeetrixabelle · 02/12/2018 10:37

Thanks @lilysmumsnet Christmas truly is a time for giving. Or in the op’s girlfriends case- receiving 😆

Zulor · 02/12/2018 10:39

We really don't have lives housework to be getting on with when we have a man with a genuine problem and a woman with cock breath to deal with. We will solve this problem for you Steve. Don't worry. MN to the rescue!

Mummyoflittledragon · 02/12/2018 10:39

Thanks lily 👍👍

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