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Boobs, pubes and porn

117 replies

Babushka111 · 13/08/2018 19:44

Ok, so I have been divorced for a while now after many years of marriage, and am now out dating.
It has come to my attention that men in this day and age (even middle aged) seem to think that all women should have bald pubes and moan like porn stars. WTF?? I really liked a chap until he insisted on biting his lip in a seedy "I'm over fifty but think I'm really hot" way and then proceeded to slap my bottom so hard I almost hit my head on the bedside table !!
Is this how it is now???
HELP !

OP posts:
Mumteedum · 13/08/2018 19:47

Oh god, op, you're putting me off. I've not got so far as dtd but any man who slaps my arse in a porn stylie will regret it. Yuck yuck yuck.

I like your thread title though. Sounds like a very sleazy solicitor's firm. Wink

Walkacrossthesand · 13/08/2018 20:34

I'm trying to imagine what
'Biting his lip in a really seedy... etc etc' looks like! Have I not been watching the right YouTube clips?

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 13/08/2018 20:36

Nah. There's always been knobs; surely.

Bin him; and hopefully you'll have better luck next time Thanks

TheQueef · 13/08/2018 20:36

Get a cattle prod.

clownfaces · 13/08/2018 20:39

If he'd slapped my arse that hard, it's likely that I'd have punched him in the face!

fannycraddock72 · 13/08/2018 20:46

Best titled thread of the day!

Biologifemini · 13/08/2018 20:49

According to the young uns I work with it all all bald plus pron and chocking if you are really unlucky.
Parents: don’t give your sons unfettered access to smart phones....They won’t have a healthy relationship.

Walkacrossthesand · 13/08/2018 20:54

Chocking? What's that?!

Walkacrossthesand · 13/08/2018 20:55

Oh, choking - sorry - thought it was another 'thing' I wasn't aware of, like the lip biting!!

BrioLover · 13/08/2018 20:55

@Walkacrossthesand I think it's choking Shock

CrispbuttyNo1 · 13/08/2018 20:56

My Dp is 35, he doesn’t think that way. Thank god.

Jsku · 13/08/2018 21:02

OP - your choice of type down there, is obviously up to you.
But it does seem that for both women AND men it generally moved on to much shorter styles than used to be.
I, do like it short on a man - feels more hygenic - and nicer in many ways, especially because I like oral... And, I am sure - it’s the same the other way around.
But as I said - obviously your choice.

As to spanking - it’s a silly thing to do without at least checking with a partner. Plenty of people enjoy it - and it doesn’t have to be porn related.

Jsku · 13/08/2018 21:03

Choice of STYLE down there
😂😂

mogratpineapple · 13/08/2018 23:14

I'd heard that the bush was making a comeback...

HelenaDove · 13/08/2018 23:14

In the summer issue of the Boots magazine Health and Beauty there is an article about ED and it does mention how its more younger men suffering with the problem but nowhere in the article does it mention internet porn. Which is bloody disingenuous IMO.

its causing a lot of the problems including what the OP is experiencing but why must it be the elephant in the room that blokes dont want to mention (article ive mentioned was written by a bloke.)

OrbitofMercury · 13/08/2018 23:18

I'm twenty-something, and I know it sounds a bit dramatic but all the men my age I meet seem to be ruined by porn. It's actually really getting me down at the minute – I can't accept having sex this crap, and I'm wondering if I'll ever find someone decent.

I think I might just have to give up and get a really nice cat.

argumentativefeminist · 13/08/2018 23:22

Men aren't ruined by porn alone. They're ruined by porn addiction or unrealistic porn content consumption + an existing or exacerbated lack of respect for women. Naice porn won't do anyone any harm.

PassiveAgressiveQueen · 13/08/2018 23:30

@argumentativefeminist the problem is it escalates, because for some reason the stuff you watched before just isn't doing it for you anymore, so you need something different.

This has been studied and discussed in some length. And it happened to me I ended up,in some really nasty porn rabbit holes.

argumentativefeminist · 13/08/2018 23:36

I definitely don't disagree with you PassiveAggressiveQueen! I've also been down nasty porn rabbit holes, before I got educated about that side of the industry and the absolute disrespect of the women who work in it. Feminist and female positive porn can be kinky as hell, whatever tickles your pickles can probably be found in a respectful place if you look hard enough. I just think threads like this (whilst I do feel desperately sorry for OP! 💕) tend to fall into endless "porn is bad always" arguments with no nuance, and sometimes end up excusing the rampant misogyny of these arsehole by just saying "it was the porn what did it"

dragonflyflew · 13/08/2018 23:38

Urghhhhh. I had a fling with a guy a few years ago. He used to do the biting his lip thing.
i didn't realize it's from porn
He clearly thought it was sexy, I thought it was CRIIIINGE!

BlooBagoo · 13/08/2018 23:42

Maybe he read 50 Shades and figured with all the lip biting in that, it was what women really want in a relationship. Grin

Hazardswan · 13/08/2018 23:50

that's not porn style but groans of disgust.

Just what's wrong with mem? Can we send them back to manufacturers? Complain to their mother's?

Sorry you had a cringefest night and got slapped OP. As a 20 something I have no advice except hit them back but harder and see the shock on their face Grin stage whisper 'you like that don't you'. Then promptly laugh in hysterics and leave!

HelenaDove · 14/08/2018 00:10

the age group that is having the most sex and enjoying it are the over 50s

the age group that is the least interested 23 to 34 year old women.

i think there is a correlation here.

ShovingLeopard · 14/08/2018 00:17

What is the biting your lip thing? What have I missed? They are biting their own lip, right?

BigbreastsBiggerbeard · 14/08/2018 00:27

Yes, what's the lip biting all about??

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