Boobs, pubes and porn

[Babushka111]

Ok, so I have been divorced for a while now after many years of marriage, and am now out dating.
It has come to my attention that men in this day and age (even middle aged) seem to think that all women should have bald pubes and moan like porn stars. WTF?? I really liked a chap until he insisted on biting his lip in a seedy "I'm over fifty but think I'm really hot" way and then proceeded to slap my bottom so hard I almost hit my head on the bedside table !!
Is this how it is now???
HELP !

Me too Thrice!

Your obviously happy with the spanking and porn thrice.

Me too, thrice! I don’t think I would know what to say if confronted with that 😂

Hairy ape type preference here too.
I would be quite put off by a genitally groomed man.

These responses had me crying with laughter ! Thanks so much for the feedback. I forgot to say that another favourite of the male species is to say "I can go down on a woman all day". Have they been taught to say this or all read the same book (probably written by a man!!). LOL !!!

Oh yuck. I love my hairy husband and rock a 70's vibe myself. I honestly couldn't be bothered with the maintenance...

Babushka111
"I can go down on a woman all day"
Well, that'd be a bit annoying whilst hoovering, loading the dishwasher and so on.
Would he need refreshments or is it ok for the lucky female to just carry on with her day as normal whilst he does his thing?

Yes to hairy men every time...
I'm not interested in having sex with Gollum

I think it's more hygienic, who wants a mouth full of pubes?

Another one for hairy men here too. I'm worrying for the future of my young sons reading this thread tho.

Another one for the hairy ape look. The 'groomed' look is too feminine for me. I like em butch!

Arghhhh the mouth bite thing. I had an ex that did that, he looked like a man pretending to be a coy 12 year old school girl. It was wrong wrong wrong. its not sexy

Any man who treats you or any woman as a sex object , isn't worth knowing
any man who tries controlling you with how you depilate is a control freak
one of the reasons I got divorced years ago , and came out as gay

hadn't seen my exH in 20 years, , went to his house , he was watching so called lesbian porn , and suggested we go up stairs !

he got a smack in the mouth ! we suggest you dump him or anyone giving orders out only when dating you

you are worth so much more OP

I don't watch porn, and so I can't speak to that, but I do regularly go to a nudist beach.
I can tell you there are just as many young women with bush as middle aged and old , same as the men.
Also just as many bald women and men at each age .

People groom in a wide variety of styles, and in the end it only matters if you choose to let it.

A man actually said to me 'I think we're going to have to give you a shave'. I'm not sure what he meant by 'we'. We both hold the razor? Not sure how that would work, sounds dangerous. Or maybe he was proposing bringing in an assistant? I didn't think my bush was that bad that it needed a third party.

Anyway he was told 'I think 'we're' going to have to show you the door'.

Unfortunately it's incredibly common.

As porn is so common some men seem to think all women like what's in porn videos which really is showing their intelligence level.

This would be an excellent list for Mock the Week though

I think it's more hygienic, who wants a mouth full of pubes?

Jupiter - if you are getting a whole mouthful of them, what are the hell are you sucking on?? Whilst I can see that a waxed man would mean you never get the odd irritating pube, I just wouldn't be able to take him seriously. Each to their own.

I got told by a man ones he could please me all day.

I said that's amazing! I've got a lot of ironing to do and need someone to carry my bags when I grocery shop.

I'd just embarrass him - in good at that.

Bites lip "Frank are you OK? You look like your in pain?"

You have pubes "So do you!"

(Smacks arse) "My turn!"

I don't know why not being able to take a waxed man seriously has made me laugh so much, but I know exactly what you mean.

ThriceThriceThrice
I'm now troubled by a mental image of one of those hairless Egyptian cats...

@cakecheese

It's not the arse slapping per se, it's the fact that he didn't even check first. Rude!

smouldering and sexy!

I think I'll save that cat picture to send to guys who ask for a pic of a shaved pussy!

I prefer to be shaven down stairs.. simply because i feel comfortable with it. My OH does prefer it but we are both 27yo and we have a pretty wild sex life. Even though we both have a really kinky side he never does anything without asking first. Even bigger turn on for me that he considers me. I do feel he gets a lot of his 'ideas' from porn which bothers me. However, i like to spice things up too, so have browsed online for ideas too. But feel i would be quite upset if he objectified me and expected me to be his toy to experiment on.
I love to hear him moan and love even more watching his face.. but the lip biting would defo be a deal breaker!!