Boobs, pubes and porn

[Babushka111]

Ok, so I have been divorced for a while now after many years of marriage, and am now out dating.
It has come to my attention that men in this day and age (even middle aged) seem to think that all women should have bald pubes and moan like porn stars. WTF?? I really liked a chap until he insisted on biting his lip in a seedy "I'm over fifty but think I'm really hot" way and then proceeded to slap my bottom so hard I almost hit my head on the bedside table !!
Is this how it is now???
HELP !

Yes, I'm intrigued also by the old lip biting scenario. ...what's that all about? Does he think it makes him look all erotic and dangerous [confused? No idea....but then I am married and living ye olde sheltered existence ....

I think slapping man has shown why he is single.

No, not to be expected imo.

The biting lip thing is the fake seduction look whereby he slightly closes his eyes, pulls his lip to one side, whilst using his teeth to hoist down that part of the mouth (kinda like a horse does when you proffer a sugar cube !!) and then makes noises similar to those of a mating cat.

He then proceeds to look alarmed and holler "pubes?? You have PUBES???"

It has come to my attention that some men in this day and age (even middle aged) seem to think that all women should have bald pubes and moan like porn stars.

I've corrected it for you, OP, because there are huge swathes of men who do not think this. Millions, probably.

I’ve done a bit of OLD and i’ve noticed that in the “getting to know you stage” where you chat and talk about hobbies, they seem to think it’s acceptable to throw in “are you shaved?” And “do you do anal?” Instant turn off for me! I’m nearly 50, I’m not a 20 year old porn star and have no desire to act like one. I do think porn has had an unhealthy impact. Fine if couples want to do things they are both onboard with but the attitude of a lot of men is one of the things that’s made me stay single and stop looking for someone.

I am abstaining partly due to all this. The last guy I dated wanted to have sex for 2 or 3 hours at a time and was disappointed I wasn’t multiple orgasming

I had a FWB before that who totally watched too much porn, it ruined him completely

Men seem to want to ‘bang’ ie hard slapping thrusts - which is fine in moderation occasionally 🤨 but when that is their ONLY sexual move (including pushing your head down onto their dick for oral - dude, if I am already doing it why are you pushing my head!) then I am turned off. I have had to actually show men in their 30’s what sensual sex is because they do not actually know

I think it's a 50 shades of grey thing! My husband has smacked my arse several times... however I have to remind him that if he hurts me I'll beat him up 😂

Oh FGS, I bite my partners lip, and he spanks my arse. I like it - off my own back - and ask him to do it!
NOT everything is down to porn 🙄🙄

Good title btw though OP, I normally stay out of Relationship group, but you lured me me 👍🏻😊

How weird! Maybe if he's more used to porn than actual sex he's become a but warped. The lip thing sounds hilarious. I'm sure I do weird expressions during sex but it's involuntary not acting I don't know with the pubes thing, I don't mind doing some maintenance but nothing too severe

There's only one answer to "Do you do anal " which is " yes, I have a massive strap on, I'll give you a safe word in case it gets too much "
I loved the John Bishop talk to his son's about porn " they're not usually that enthusiastic, and they don't generally bring a friend"

I just had a brief fling with a guy in his 60's (over 20 years my senior), he didn't like pubes, bit his lip, slapped my arse and made me feel most uncomfortable! Thing is, we were an item over 25 years ago and he was really nice then.

Can you not knee him in the knackers next time he's biting his lip?

What I want to know is where are all of these peoples - the ladies and the gents - going to become fuzz free? I'd be mortified to go into a salon and ask for the full works and I'm not bendy enough to perform the required gymnastics to obtain the same result in my tiny cramped en suite!

I'm twenty-something, and I know it sounds a bit dramatic but all the men my age I meet seem to be ruined by porn.

On the flipside I'm twenty-something and haven't met any of these men! The guys I've dated have always had pretty run of the mill sex habbits! Perhaps it's just bad luck OP and you'll meet someone better soon?

tccat

This thread is frightening and funny at the same time.

Are you sure he's not having some sort of excitement-induced seizure?

What on earth is he doing otherwise, getting something out of his teeth?

Sounds like he thinks he's competing in a 70s gurning competition, where some toothless old bloke would stick his head through a tyre and swallow the top of his own head.

I'm scared for the next generation of women

Maybe he's into into water sports and was hoping to make you piss yourself laughing

I’m creeped out by this lip-biting thing, but loving the poster who came along to say she bites her partner’s lip too - a whole extra level of creepiness

And why have men got a thing about thongs, or is it just the guys I know? THEY'RE BLOODY UNCOMFORTABLE!

Obviously just the guys you know @WasFatNowThin. I don't like thongs.

I was away recently and was at a nudist beach and I couldn't believe that all the girls were pube free, no matter the age
Every single one

The lip biting thing is meant to look seductive, sometimes it does other time its an epic fail.

Is he biting his top lip with his bottom teeth, like Steptoe?
(sings theme tune and has visions of grubby old bloke rubbing hands together)

I think most ladies prefer men with a well groomed back, sack and crack. I agree with a no no to spanking.

I think most ladies prefer men with a well groomed back, sack and crack

Guess I'm no lady then - I'd take a hairy ape of a man any day over a waxed Ken doll.