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MASSIVE SCREAMING CRUSH.

168 replies

SoggyClothesAndBreezeblocks · 01/02/2017 15:25

I've got a huge crush on the builder who's currently sorting out the kitchen. He's around the same age as me and he's adorable. I'm married for nearly 3 years and ds is 20mo. How on earth do you get over this sort of thing? Obviously there's no chance I'd do anything about it! But I also can't avoid him at the moment for another week or so.

OP posts:
LoupGarou · 02/02/2017 00:58

I'm a US citizen now, I can plead the fifth, right?! Grin Yes Blush Grin

LoveforPGTipsMonkey · 02/02/2017 00:58

I bet NOBODY has a crush on Francois Holland Grin

LoupGarou · 02/02/2017 01:00

I am also partial to EU president Donald Tusk. Justin Trudeau is sweet but a bit foppish

LoveforPGTipsMonkey · 02/02/2017 01:00

Haha Loup busted! You are in the company of many, it must be said Grin tbf he has a certain talent for reeling people in.

LoupGarou · 02/02/2017 01:01

Hahahaha, nope can do without Monsieur Hollande. Bet he's devastated Grin

LoupGarou · 02/02/2017 01:02

I know, I had almost convinced myself I didn't have a crush, until I met him. I've never met anyone with as much charisma. He was very suave and charming Blush

LoveforPGTipsMonkey · 02/02/2017 01:06

ooh you've met him! from a distance or spoke to him? yep he's charming with the steely/scary charater behind that - that's a classic combo even though there's no classic looks haha!
Mind you, Libras are often charming.

LoupGarou · 02/02/2017 01:11

Spoken to and been kissed on the cheek by Blush I am as red as a tomato writing this.

LoveforPGTipsMonkey · 02/02/2017 01:28

what? oh my! what did you do for him to be kissing you on the cheek? did you flatter him with compliments first Grin? As much as he's charismatic, he's not prone to easy social kissing, hugs mostly from what I saw on screen.

LoveforPGTipsMonkey · 02/02/2017 01:31

also you must have worn flats for that happen?

LoveforPGTipsMonkey · 02/02/2017 01:33

I must say, I wouldn't mind meeting VP and forming my own opinion, quite curious! BUT I am rather tall, he won't be kissing me haha.

LoupGarou · 02/02/2017 01:35

Hahaha no, ex DP is in the Russian military, it was at a function ex was hosting and I was expected to be there too. I was wearing flats as had sprained my ankle falling down the porch steps drunk a few days previously. Classy me Grin. Nope I don't think he is prone to social kissing, maybe I'm special . Joking aside it was a fairly relaxed occasion and it wasn't an uncommon way to greet wives and girlfriends.

LoupGarou · 02/02/2017 01:37

DH has just been reading over my shoulder and is now on his moral high horse Hmm Grin

Mils45 · 02/02/2017 05:58

Love this thread! Needed this! Got huge obsession with this guy I see occasionally, I love someone else's post, enjoy playing it out in your head. Glad I'm not alone here. OH best not be doing this over other women tho Grin

SoggyClothesAndBreezeblocks · 02/02/2017 07:58

Loup Grin

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GuyC · 02/02/2017 08:00

Do whatever you'd be happy for your husband to do with a cute woman working in your house:)

HarmlessChap · 02/02/2017 10:22

A very interesting thread, to see a female perspective on.

I do wonder where a line can be drawn between hat's OK and what's not?

Flirting?
Banter?
Innuendo?
Moaning about DP's bad points?
Imagine being with your crush when masturbating?
Imagine being with your crush when having sex with you DP?

gamerchick · 02/02/2017 11:21

Anything in your head is fair game. Anything else isn't.

Well aside from banter, you can do that with anyone.

LoupGarou · 02/02/2017 12:04

Soggy Grin How's the view today? Scenic?

HarmlessChap · 02/02/2017 12:31

Anything in your head is fair game. Anything else isn't

So you're in the throws of passion with your DP, he's got a wry smile on his face and you ask "what are you thininking about?"

He replies "Julie from accounts, wearing seamed stocking and high heals bending over at the filing cabinet........" GrinGrinGrin

CaraAspen · 02/02/2017 12:38

Can't work out who LoupCarou is talking about. Sigh

CaraAspen · 02/02/2017 12:38

LouoGarou

CaraAspen · 02/02/2017 12:39

LoupGarou

CaraAspen · 02/02/2017 12:41

PUTIN?!?!?!

Noooooooooooooooooo

gamerchick · 02/02/2017 12:54

howay man I'm not going to ask him that. Wink

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