MASSIVE SCREAMING CRUSH.

[SoggyClothesAndBreezeblocks]

I've got a huge crush on the builder who's currently sorting out the kitchen. He's around the same age as me and he's adorable. I'm married for nearly 3 years and ds is 20mo. How on earth do you get over this sort of thing? Obviously there's no chance I'd do anything about it! But I also can't avoid him at the moment for another week or so.

Is Boris Johnson a world leader now? Scary thought!

Ha! This makes me remember when my Auntie had a sexy decorator in to paint her ceilings. He constructed a planked walkway around the room, that he could stand on an reach the ceiling....so his sizeable crotch was at her face height all day. She enjoyed every moment!

Turning the tables - a builder who was working on my neighbour's house (necessitated coming into my my garden) recently took a huge shine to me.... I was very flattered but I don't think it would have taken much to give him the wrong idea altogether and then we would have been on very sticky ground. Be careful not to flirt too openly or give him any chance to make a move while you're alone in the house.

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DH tries in vain to disguise his crush on Angela Merkel - I have pretended not to notice how flustered he gets when she comes on the news, I am saving my knowledge for if I need it for blackmailing purposes . He tries to pass it off as admiring her politically

Hmm, hope he doesn't read this thread and realise I know .

AnyFucker darn you guessed . Nope, though DH did once say he could see why women find BoJo attractive

Eeeuw... Mind you, I'm still more disturbed that you called him a 'world leader' than the crush!

Just to clarify I do not have a crush on Boris. I'm not that bad. Yet.

Angela Merkel!?

Stinky I think you need to tell us more about this bloke that came in your garden

HOW sticky was the ground?

I know soggy he always raves about how "appropriately" she's dressed - I look nothing like her, I don't dress like her either perhaps I should be concerned?

And then the mention of sticky ground!

Loup is/was it Obama? I luss Obama

Loup you might need a squareish bob and some'80s power suits!

Nope not Obama, didn't think he was embarrassing, he's lovely go isn't it sort of the law to like him?

Soggy perhaps I should do that as my next fancy dress outfit, although think I might be too disturbed!

Loup Agree it should be the law to fancy Obama. Can't see Trump passing that law any day soon though

Hahaha! No, definitely not Two! I was actually thinking the other day I wonder if there is anyone who finds Trump attractive, there must be some poor soul somewhere. I was glued to the weird crushes thread just in case .
I live in the US and I have yet to meet anyone who doesn't think Obama is lovely.

God, he looks adorable, here...
www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/barack-obama-and-michelle-obama-with-sir-richard-branson-on-necker-island-00_00_07_20-still011-e1485941555529.jpg?strip=all&w=698

Loup if anyone would see it as 'lynching offence' must be Putin or Assad! Before reading that Io thought maybe a good-looking Mexican leader..

'..the good-looking Mex leader' obviously!

Cara he is lovely indeed.

LoveforPG Definitely not Assad, he gives me the creeps something fierce!

Oh yes, the Mexican Pres is hot, ditto Canadian Pres

Loup so other one then haha! it's the steady eyes, eh?

Yep Assad too creepy but I'm sure some women think he's a 'pretty face.

fgs 'the other one' (I give up - too late for me!)