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what has your dp/dh asked you to do sexually that you have disliked or refused to do?

451 replies

juicychops · 30/01/2007 14:13

Just curious......

my dp want me to agree toa threesome with another woman

OP posts:
Caligula · 30/01/2007 15:14

Yuk at allowing someone to wee in your mouth

That's creepy

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 15:15

and here you all thought my adventures on the no. 25 Restalrig bus was bad!

Peachy123 · 30/01/2007 15:15

isnt asparagus supposed to help make it taste nice too?

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 15:18

a pint of gin helps the taste too, mostly

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 15:19

get the dentist to prescribe you that stuff that makes your throat go all numb.

piglit · 30/01/2007 15:19

No. Asparagus makes your wee smell funny.

True naily. As long as it's Bombay Sapphire.

fortyplus · 30/01/2007 15:20

Caligula - I thought so too - I dumped that one! God knows what else he would've suggested.

lazyanna · 30/01/2007 15:34

DH used to moan because I wouldn't "go down" on him - the idea still creeps me out

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 15:35

Sorry, was out on the school run...

Naily, we know some sick people

Caligula · 30/01/2007 15:35

Pineapple juice

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 15:36

Vetoing blow jobs IS weird, sorry.

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 15:40

no bj's?!

QueenEagle · 30/01/2007 15:46

Vaginal, anal, oral, titwank, armpit wank, handwank, arselicking, arsefingering, watersports, handcuffs/light bondage, light s&m, use of dildoes, vaginal and anal ones, ...............erm can't think of anymore off the top of my head.

3rdTriMossTer · 30/01/2007 15:47

If you're not giving it's not gonna be long before you stop receiving!!

Caligula · 30/01/2007 15:47

Ooh I'm feeling a bit queasy now

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 15:48

ive always felt sad that some people think its ok to hurt others and call it 'light'

VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/01/2007 15:51

Am pmsl at this thread.

Not in a sexual way, of course.

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 15:51

naily, some people get off on a bit of pain though

belgianmama · 30/01/2007 15:52

PMSL at this thread. God I didn't know there were so many weird people around. Pooing on glass tables?? Pirate sex haha.
My I'm open for anything. Can't think of any requests of my dh that I've turned down and there's some of that wurly action in there as well.

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 15:52

well, i think thats sad

i like affection, not pain

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 15:54

I don't get why that is sad ? Pain the context of a CONSENSUAL sexual experience is very different to being slapped about by your partner/a stranger

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 15:55

rofl @ 'wurly action'

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 15:56

oh i know ndp that it is v different from being bullied etc

i just dont get it really

ludaloo · 30/01/2007 15:57

ARMPIT WANK!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLL!!! I might actually be up for that one!!!

danceswithnewboots · 30/01/2007 15:57

Shock Shock Shock

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