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what has your dp/dh asked you to do sexually that you have disliked or refused to do?

451 replies

juicychops · 30/01/2007 14:13

Just curious......

my dp want me to agree toa threesome with another woman

OP posts:
fortyplus · 30/01/2007 15:06

expat - you're just boasting about the size of your dp's willy!

NadineBaggott · 30/01/2007 15:06

ah - glass tables and knickerless girls reminds me of Jospeh Wambaugh, The CHoir Boys

Cloudhopper · 30/01/2007 15:06

LOL @ "touching the dog sexually". I think porn films and the internet have a lot to answer for, giving them ideas.

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 15:06

porn is responsible for making people think a lot of stuff is what everyone does.

hunkermunker · 30/01/2007 15:07

LOL at bacteria levels in orifices being "food for thought" [barf]

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 15:07

no, is tmi possible on this thread? especially after poo on table and dog comments?

dressedupnowheretogo · 30/01/2007 15:07

lol hd

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 15:07

snap, cloud!

that's why i dumped anyone i found to be a heavy porn user.

invariably, they wanted to do all kinds of stuff i didn't feel inclined to do.

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 15:07

ndp a friend of mine ws dared to wank off her dog and she did it - wearing marigolds

i felt sory for the dog

FluffyMummy123 · 30/01/2007 15:07

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expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 15:08

boak, naily!

was she drunk?

that's nasty.

piglit · 30/01/2007 15:08

If you don't like the taste of your dp/dh then ask them to eat some cinnamon. It makes a real difference.

FluffyMummy123 · 30/01/2007 15:09

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fortyplus · 30/01/2007 15:09

HappyDaddy - not all men taste the same! My dh doesn't taste as nice (if 'nice' is the right word!)as some others I've known.
Wouldn't dream of telling him, though.

Cloudhopper · 30/01/2007 15:09

x-posts expat. Exactly. They may have thought something grim was kind of a turn on when being done to some anonymous porn star, but do they really want to wake up every day to that person afterwards?

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 15:09

no she wasnt drunk

it was after school, her parents were at work

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 15:09

DW hates cinnamon but likes me. Lucky me.

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 15:10

apparently so, cloud.

but they wouldn't be waking up next to me, that's for sure.

piglit · 30/01/2007 15:10

It's not your dw who eats the cinnamon.

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 15:10

where's 'madamez'.

she'd be proud to see how 'poly/kink aware' this lot is.

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 15:11

I know piglit. But if dw doesn't like cinnamon why would she want me to taste of it?

fortyplus · 30/01/2007 15:11

np - YUK at anyone who would wank a dog - even for a bet.
Although having said that - if you want to clean a horse's willy then it's helpful to stimulate them a little to get them to dangle it out of the cavity it retracts into.
But I wouldn't do it for fun

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 15:14

thanks for sharing, fortyplus.

piglit · 30/01/2007 15:14

Good grief - it doesn't make you taste of cinnamon! Some men taste quite strange (apparently) and not all women like the taste. The cinnamon takes the edge off the taste. Apparently.

Peachy123 · 30/01/2007 15:14

ah thats really wrong involving animals!! lol!!

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