what has your dp/dh asked you to do sexually that you have disliked or refused to do?

[juicychops]

Just curious......

my dp want me to agree toa threesome with another woman

I'm with you there NP....

sooo what have I missed then, ??

poo on the table
fingers up bums

I hate working

Ok, maybe it's more along the lines of "a bit of rough"!!! Handcuffs are quite a turn on though!

i dont think i trust ANY man enough to let him cuff me

i watched a video once where a bloke shat in someones mouth.

God I honked.

i dont know whether to laugh or cry with shock at that one there QE..

Sorry, what do you mean by you honked?

Is that a positive or negative response?

Was this a Bergman film?

How anyone could let someone do THAT to them is beyond me.

Although I had a friend once who shit on me - does that count?

Caligula - honked? Honked means to puke your guts up in my book. That would be a negative, then. that you thought it could be anything else!

I do think a lot of this is class related.The higher up the social ladder the more liberal and experimental-non?

er,,,,,

no redra, i dont know where you thought that up

Oh, please, redra!

You're having a laugh!

Read naily's post about the farmer who wanted her to wee on a glass table whilst he wanked underneath.

What do you think he was, Duke Hamilton?

Noddy Holder once did the glass table thing (lay underneath while someone did a poo, etc) for cash, when he was short of money in the 70s. In Germany.

And that's true.

I bet you'll never listen to "Cum On Feel The Noize" in quite the same way again. Or, indeed, "Skweeze Me Pleeze Me".

how very dare you!

There are a lot of sheep in the countryside .

expat it was a poo!

yuk no pooing here.

and he was quite a posh farmer, in all other aspects, although thats irrelevant

i thought he was marriage material til that request....

Sorry, naily!

A wee would have been pretty messy, though, eh?

No pooing for wurly, just taking it up the poo chute .

You always wonder who cleans the glass coffee-table after these activities.

Maybe it's right - the upper- and upper-middle-classes do it more because they have maids and cleaners to clear up after their sexual shenanigans..

Ah, honks usually means smell in my world.

Hence my confusion.

(And concern!)

Not keen on taking it up the pooper but have done to please him (he is touchingly grateful) and find that if they do it good and hard (and with plenty of lube) you can get some pleasure from it as it sort of reverberates around to the parts that do have lots of nerve endings,a s opposed to the arse hole which does not! Don't knock it til you've tried it though.. worth a go...

How glad I am for my name change of today!

I'll take your word for it, Incognito.

But you know, I don't need to poo on a glass table to know that it's just not my thing, either.