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Original poster

what has your dp/dh asked you to do sexually that you have disliked or refused to do?

451 replies

juicychops · 30/01/2007 14:13

Just curious......

my dp want me to agree toa threesome with another woman

OP posts:
expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 15:01

f*cking hell, naily!

yeah, i'd have kicked him to the kerb PDQ.

foxinsocks · 30/01/2007 15:01

male friend at work knew a girl (I knew her!) who got off by pooing on glass tables while the bloke lay underneath...honest guv

see nowt wrong with threesomes (in the right context, prob not when you're in a long term relationship) but not any of the other stuff

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 15:02

expat, it's unhygienic. Obviously. LOL

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 15:02

An ex once asked me to touch his dog sexually. That got a big fat hairy no, I can tell you

foxinsocks · 30/01/2007 15:02

lol naily x post

there are people out there who like that!

dressedupnowheretogo · 30/01/2007 15:02

in fact im managed to never even get any in my mouth cum to think of it

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 15:03

semen tastes like alka seltzer

think of that next time you are hungover HD

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 15:03

Where do you MEET these people?

fortyplus · 30/01/2007 15:03

NDP - I don't object in principle but I could not lie back and let someone comb my pubes - I'd crack up laughing!
I told dh and he couldn't understand what anyone would get out of it.

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 15:03

lol

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 15:04

no threesomes. too much hassle and i am utterly repulsed by the idea of touching a woman sexually. just not my cuppa tea.

i don't do 69, either, b/c it ruins my bj technique and i can't concentrate and i find it uncomfortable.

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 15:04

np i have no problem with the taste of that thanks.

Not that I'm exactly going to be ordering it with ice and a slice.

fortyplus · 30/01/2007 15:04

NDP - maybe you could've combed his dog instead?

Spidermama · 30/01/2007 15:04

@ this thread.

I must be a total prude.

foxinsocks · 30/01/2007 15:04

she was completely normal - you would never have guessed she liked weird things (not that people go around with signs on their heads saying 'I like to poo on glass tables')

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 15:04

arf

Original poster
juicychops · 30/01/2007 15:04

my dp shaved me with a razor the other night. it was the first time he had ever done it to me and it was really nice!

OP posts:
nailpolish · 30/01/2007 15:04

what?! its a horrible taste

or is that just me? (or dh to be more precise i suppose)

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 15:04

it should be hitting hte back of your throat as it is, there's hardly anything to taste.

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 15:05

ROFL @ combing the dog

fortyplus · 30/01/2007 15:05

Re: weeing - turn your firewall off and Google golden showers

NadineBaggott · 30/01/2007 15:05

stay awake

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 15:05

It's an acceptable taste, bearing in mind that dw is willing to do plenty. Getting some of that mixed in with her stuff isn't going to kill me.

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 15:06

er no ta fortyplus

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 15:06

HD TMI