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what has your dp/dh asked you to do sexually that you have disliked or refused to do?

451 replies

juicychops · 30/01/2007 14:13

Just curious......

my dp want me to agree toa threesome with another woman

OP posts:
cinnamontam · 30/01/2007 18:15

Hilarious thread. I'm laughing so much my bean (I'm 5 months preggers) has started kicking like no-ones business.

I can see myself having serious issues with glass top coffee tables from here on

hermykne · 30/01/2007 18:32

when people talk of their "firends" here who have done things or asked them to do things, do people actually openly discuss this in rela life? or was everyone drunk at the time

QueenEagle · 30/01/2007 18:34

Oh HD, don't knock it til you've tried it! Or maybe you have and are too afraid to admit you like it!

IncognitoForThis · 30/01/2007 18:39

A "you know what" LazyAnna??? It's a dick!! or a cock.. or at the very least a penis! If you can't call it by name I am not in the least surprised you can't tolerate the thought of "going down" on one! .. but am wondering what you are doing on this thead!

IncognitoForThis · 30/01/2007 18:40

Hermykne, "friends" = "me but I'm too lazy to change my name for one post and too embarassed to admit it outright"

kittylette · 30/01/2007 18:46

no BJs??

thats so sad, your poor DH

UnquietDad · 30/01/2007 19:15

NQC - ok, ok, I believe you! Take it up with Boy George!

(I wish I'd found a better phrase than "take it up...")

hunkermunker · 30/01/2007 19:19

I read that as "take it up the Boy George", UD

Scootergirl · 30/01/2007 19:19

Surely I'm not the only person lurking on this thread who keeps popping off to the new profile pages...
Only lurking because I have nothing constructive to add. You can either take that to mean he's never asked, or I've never said no

FioFio · 30/01/2007 19:20

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PrincessPeaHead · 30/01/2007 19:32

There used to be an ad on tv in new york in the 90s for a sex phone line that specialised in golden showers (presumeably you phoned up and listened to some bored woman running a tap while saying "now I'm pissing on you, oh you really like that don't you" ). Anyway. The phone number was 1-800-PEEE. And as the ad said.... "phone 1-800-PEEE. The extra 'E' is for extra pee"

To this day I think that is the finest advertising slogan ever invented lolol

DimpledThighs · 30/01/2007 19:35

huinkermunker - do you take it up the boy george?

PrincessPeaHead · 30/01/2007 19:35

Oh another funny and completely true story is when my BIL met Gary Glitter MANY years ago and said to him "oi Gary, how do you feel being one of the few living people to have some cockney rhyming slang named after you?" Gary said "what's that, then?" and BIL said "haven't you heard the expression "he takes it up the Gary?""

Gary was not amused.

Rhubarb · 30/01/2007 19:36

Nowt that I recall.

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 19:37

lol @ PPH's stories

SmileysPeople · 30/01/2007 19:41

My Dh has a bit of a thing about shoes.
I blame this on porn too.

Not too demanding as compared to some on here I know, and I have tried to oblige, but I feel like such a plonker having sex with just my shoes on...unless it's standing up.

I'll do all kinds of sexy underwear...but the shoes just make me feel...stooopid.

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 19:42

now smileys I'm the opposite, I feel weird in all the lingerie getup and no shoes

madamez · 30/01/2007 20:30

Look, I don't know if I'm going to manage to keep up with the speed this thread is moving at but...
First of all, nothing between consenting adults is actually wrong. But if you don't want to do it, there's no reason why you should. Secondly, stuff that doesn't hurt or scare you but seems a bit daft, why not try it once in a while in return for your partner doing something that he/she thinks is a bit silly but which works for you (whether that's really corny romantic dinner and music or pretending to be a randy waterbuffalo...) If anyone's partners are nagging on and on about something and not respecting the other partner's viewpoing then it doesn't matter if the request is for sex with the light on or a full rubber-nursey-enema treatment: bullying isn't the way to get what you want.
As to threesomes, you know, people do have them and enjoy them and suffer no consequences. The best way to do so is to have a proper, sensible discussion about it first and agree on a no-blame policy if it doesn't work out. Generally, if you want a threesome without becoming the talk of the local primary school/your workplace, using either a contact site or your local swingers' club tends to mean that whoever you hook up with will have some idea of what they are doing.

Also, actually, if you and your partner both sort of fancy the idea of playing with other people together, go to a swingers' club just to look, and check it out: sometimes couples (even those who swing regularly in clubs) never actually have sex with other peoole, they just like having sex near other peole who are doing the same.

Oh, and while I'm here, I'd just like to [blow enormous rasperry] at the people who thought my thread on sexual attitudes was too rude. You must all have burst into flames by now.

belgianmama · 30/01/2007 20:35

My dh also seems to mostly want to do it when I'm in full sexy dressing up gear, basque stockings the lot. If I don't and I nag him for it he goes, but you need to put in some effort to turn me on you know. I love dressing up, but all the time can be really hard work.

belgianmama · 30/01/2007 20:38

Oh and madamez. I totally agree. People who thought your thread was to rude should really have burst into flames by now. I just think this thread is soooooooo funny ane we all need to have a laugh some time.

It's hard to explain to dh why I'm laughing out loud at the computer while writing my portfolio for uni though

IntergalacticWalrus · 30/01/2007 20:51

I've just read this thread.

I couldn't get Frank Bough out of my head ever since someone mentioned squatting on glass tables.

That's given me a great image to go to bed with. Thanks guys (barf)

SmileysPeople · 30/01/2007 20:53

Really NDP??

Maybe that's why swinging works for some poeple, you can match up your fetishes that your reluctant/wife hisband has to be coerced into doing.

Maybe I could just get some Pampas grass and go for it...

SmileysPeople · 30/01/2007 20:57

How common ( I mean in the frequent/ubiqutous sense) is the shoe thing??

Anyone else got a DH/DP like this?

IntergalacticWalrus · 30/01/2007 20:59

DP's just greatful he gets some, shoes or not.

IntergalacticWalrus · 30/01/2007 21:00

grateful, even.

God, my spelling is todge