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Original poster

what has your dp/dh asked you to do sexually that you have disliked or refused to do?

451 replies

juicychops · 30/01/2007 14:13

Just curious......

my dp want me to agree toa threesome with another woman

OP posts:
Caligula · 30/01/2007 16:19

Can we get away from the poo please, I'm starting to feel faint...

belgianmama · 30/01/2007 16:20

Yuk yes please. I've enjoyed this thread, but the poo & wee things are just beyond my understanding

IncognitoForThis · 30/01/2007 16:20

Perhaps you are constipated Caligula?

Caligula · 30/01/2007 16:21

LOL. Or just repressed...

expatinscotland · 30/01/2007 16:21

A good rodgering up the poo chute should see to that.

Caligula · 30/01/2007 16:22

I'm beginning to think repression has had a bad press...

DimpledThighs · 30/01/2007 16:22

beware of people with glass coffee tables - and don't eat off them whatever you do!

Can back up Caligula on teh pineapple juice thing, works for men and women.

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 16:24

LOL dimpledthighs

i do notice people with glass coffee tables

my neighbours for example

and viewing houses recently - i have noticed and noted a few

ex bf still has the damn thing in his front room

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 16:25

Now I know why I reject dw's suggestions of a glass coffee table!!

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 16:26

but WHY is she suggesting it HD

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 16:27

She says because of the view...

Oh...

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 16:28

LOL

view of what

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 16:28

The carpet i hope!!

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 16:29

she likes the view of the carpet? you need to get her out more HD

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 16:29

I quite like those bent glass tables, wil obv never have one in case visitors think we are that way inclined

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 16:30

i would eye it suspiciously if i ever came to your house npd, and i certainly wouldnt put my cup of tea and slice of cake on it...

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 16:31

arf

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 16:32
CountessDracula · 30/01/2007 16:34

goodness me
I take dd to ballet and miss all this!

the coffee table thing is from some porn film non?

HappyDaddy · 30/01/2007 16:34

I'd rather she liked the view of the carpet than someone's plop.

kittylette · 30/01/2007 16:38

id like to think id try anything once, but pooing on a table and wanking off a dog...uhhhh no

PMSL

bundle · 30/01/2007 16:38

pampas and glass tables do go together in my mind...

IncognitoForThis · 30/01/2007 16:45

Someone once emailed me a link to a website called shit freaks dot com. I wish I hadn't looked, I really do. And wee on me dot com.

The interest in poo related stuff is called scat. It's quite a trend apparently.

[barf}

itsmeNDP · 30/01/2007 16:47

DH and I always used to snigger at that song 'I'm the ScatMan'. Our old neighbour used to play it at top volume through his Vectra stereo, many a laugh was had over that one in the NDP household

nailpolish · 30/01/2007 16:47

i still dont know why you are on about pampas grass ndp