what has your dp/dh asked you to do sexually that you have disliked or refused to do?

[juicychops]

Just curious......

my dp want me to agree toa threesome with another woman

Yes there is a firm near us called Scat Ld. How we laugh!

[still indulging in the luxury of incognito-ness] How do we all feel about butt plugs and beads??

np - pampas grass in the window means we are swingers

naily it's supposed to be a sign for those in the know for ummm swingers

LOL

i didnt know htat

think ill get some for larf now

Christ alive! My ex parents in law have loads of it!!

Annnnnnnyway.. [drags mind gratefully away from thought of ex parents in law swinging ... VOM!!) Butt plugs anyone?

lovely bush

my neighbours have tons of the stuff

wait til i tell dh

We have some at the bottom of our garden. Luckily no one can see in - lots of very high hedges, trees and stuff. We only moved in 4 months ago and the first time my sil and bil came round the first thing they did was to squeal "pampas grass" and rofl. I want to burn it now but dh thinks it's a bit of a laugh.

it was all the rage in the 70's, pampas grass. Can still be seen often in the front gardens of bungalows...

DD's school has pampass grass

well i have learnt something v useful today

ROFL

i will be winking at the neighbours and exclaiming "nice grass"

I think "nice bush" followed by a sounds better....

plugs and beads do grace my box of tricks Incognito.....

lol, yes piglit that is better

"DH and I always used to snigger at that song 'I'm the ScatMan'. Our old neighbour used to play it at top volume through his Vectra stereo, many a laugh was had over that one in the NDP household"

babbidibba-babba-dibba-babba-dibba (etc)
Bee, bap-ba bada ba,
I'm the ScatMan!

I'm going to hate you for that. It'll be going through my head all night now.

No, the rectum isn't cleaner than the vagina. There may well be the same number of bacteria, but if you get vaginal juices in your rectum, no biggie. If you get poo in your vagina, you're asking for a yeast infection or cystitis.

There are plenty of nerve endings in the rectum - how else would you know when you needed to poo or fart? As with the vagina, most of the nerve endings are near the entrance, iyswim.

havent got beads but do have a plug,

ive got pink leather wrist cuffs, and a matching neck cuff

ive got quite a few toys actully, theyre kept in oursafe, rofl

There's people here with "plugs" and I'm weird for not wanting a you know what in my mouth? lol.

You're all soooo rude

I think I am never going further than holding hands ever again, let alone any of the aforementioned (Then again, I only gave birth 7 weeks ago, it's still a sore subject)

PS "aforementioned?" I'm not really that posh

The only plug I've got powers the toaster.

I think that beads and plugs are great, but then I do love anal (with plenty of lube).

Then again I would say that, I'm one of the weirdos

juicy, i can answer your q

it's no big deal sticking your finger up there, it doesnt come out covered in shit, and it does increase the power of their orgasm imo