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I farted in front of new boyfriend this weekend by accident

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Startingout2015 · 07/02/2016 22:47

We were heading out for dinner and as I got out of the car it just slipped out.
It wasn't quiet.

I am mortified.

We laughed but I was so embarrassed.

Please tell me these things happen .

OP posts:
anonacfr · 11/02/2016 19:03

I genuinely never farted prior to my 1st pregnancy.

Then I went crazy. I used to wake DH I was so proud of the smells I was able to produce.
I remember once in a posh furniture store I was about 7 months pregnant and I felt this huge fart build up so went to hide in a quiet aisle- I let out this massive noisy smelly fart turned round to find a little boy standing right by me staring at me with a look of utter horrified fascination.

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