How long from the first date until...

[MARTIN1]

you would normally play nug-a-nug with your date?

I have been out on a second date last night and we are meeting up for dinner at hers on Tuesday. Judging by the nature of the rather raunchy and dare I say steaminess of some messages received both electronically and verbally from her. I have a certain feeling that she may be wanting me to grope for trout in a peculiar river come Tuesday night.

Usually I like to get to know women a lot more before I venture down that road. I have always felt I need a stronger emotional connection before engaging in the underpants Charleston. I like the girl very much but don't think this Tuesday will be right for me but I don't want her to think I'm preternatural if I demure were she to advance amorous affections toward her contemporaneous interlocutor.

Advice please?

I trout that very much.

We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns

Nah - I'm hooked.

The lady involved doesn't exactly seem a shrimping violet.

I think she's got MARTIN stitched up like a kipper.

I think she should go for it whilst the oppor-tuna-ity is there!

Although maybe she's koi

The OP is Adrian Mole right?

I too have a date tonight but he speaks English thank goodness. I would plant him one if he started carrying on like the op....

Married 31 years + 1 day, in bed 3 hours after we met. It was a sailing holiday, but no trout.

I agree with what Whisk says.

Get over yourself OP, you're polluting the boards with your incessant threads about your opinions that aren't even vaguely witty.

We've all met men before you know, you are not that much of an oddity, no matter how amusing you think you are.

Probably one of the reasons that this is a female dominated site is that we enjoy not having our conversations steered by men.

The OP is Adrian Mole right?

I too have a date tonight but he speaks English thank goodness. I would plant him one if he started carrying on like the op....

It obviously went well, he is already thinking about middle names.

you are not that much of an oddity

sadly, very true.

Ugh. Nothing new to say but I've killed off a fair few threads in my time by commenting. Hoping I do here too so it stops getting attention...

"The OP is Adrian Mole right?"

If so, then this thread needs more Big and Bouncy.

If your prose was in anyway poetical I could forgive your grammar and choice of vocabulary, but your writing style unfortunately lacks any sort of life, much like the trout you've just throttled.

MARTIN! how was the nug a nug... did she turn out to be a great carpsucker?

Well that didn't go very well!

You must tell us more. Did she not let you sample her trout?

I think Martin's retreated to under his bridge - maybe that's why he used the trout metaphor?

No trouting about for Martin?

I would probably want to shag you just to shut you up lol

Did you not have a whale of a time then?

Jeffrey is that you