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How long from the first date until...

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MARTIN1 · 15/08/2015 22:47

you would normally play nug-a-nug with your date?

I have been out on a second date last night and we are meeting up for dinner at hers on Tuesday. Judging by the nature of the rather raunchy and dare I say steaminess of some messages received both electronically and verbally from her. I have a certain feeling that she may be wanting me to grope for trout in a peculiar river come Tuesday night.

Usually I like to get to know women a lot more before I venture down that road. I have always felt I need a stronger emotional connection before engaging in the underpants Charleston. I like the girl very much but don't think this Tuesday will be right for me but I don't want her to think I'm preternatural if I demure were she to advance amorous affections toward her contemporaneous interlocutor.

Advice please?

OP posts:
DarkNavyBlue · 15/08/2015 23:58

I amazed that this thread has got this far without anyone suggesting counselling yet Grin.

Sparklingbrook · 15/08/2015 23:58

I need google translate.

justjuanmorebeer · 15/08/2015 23:58

wtaf

whattodohatethis · 16/08/2015 00:00

Howling. This thread is hilarious

chippednailvarnish · 16/08/2015 00:00

So MARTIN you're a virgin.

DownWithTheTrumpets · 16/08/2015 00:01

Wtf are you talking like this for? You just sound like a massive bellend. It's really not amusing.

bettyberry · 16/08/2015 00:01

First of all call it shagging. Or fucking.

It was the first date for me and the OH. I actually whipped out the box of toys on the 3rd date; he knew about 'the box' on the second. Used way too much lube on the 4th.

any use? Grin

P.s always use lube. It makes everything better

nug-a-nug?

JoyceDivision · 16/08/2015 00:04

Give her oral sex. Then it will stop you talking because itis just too wordy!!!!!

If you are a school boy using mumsnetbecause it is theholidays...ask your mum

hashtagwhatever · 16/08/2015 00:04

You what?

Original poster
MARTIN1 · 16/08/2015 00:06

LATEST TEXT EXCHANGE TRANSCRIPT

HER "...stop avoiding the question..."
ME: "What question is that then?"
HER: "Ffs! Is it tru yours is like a babies arm"?
ME: "My arm is not to dissimilar to those dimensions and characteristics usually associated with a male human of slim build aged approx one score year and ten"
HER: "YOU ARE A PROPER WEIRDO, gud night hun! xx"

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23jumpstreet · 16/08/2015 00:08

Oh calm down lol

pigsDOfly · 16/08/2015 00:08

Don't know how old your 'date' is but all these coy, childish euphemisms would send me heading for the hills.

Not sure what the point of your post is really. Are you actually asking if YABU or are you trying to impress with your use of English?

Not sure it's working in either instance tbh.

hashtagwhatever · 16/08/2015 00:09

I don't believe you.

Sparklingbrook · 16/08/2015 00:09

HER: "YOU ARE A PROPER WEIRDO

Can't argue with that.

horseygeorgie · 16/08/2015 00:10

underpants charleston Grin Grin

LemonPied · 16/08/2015 00:13

I try and read what you write, but then I lose interest halfway through.
Just fuck her if you both want to. Jeez.

Muddlewitch · 16/08/2015 00:13

How did you meet her op? Who chatted who up?

pigsDOfly · 16/08/2015 00:17

You seem unsure of your own age OP 'one score year and ten' is not closer to 40 than 30 as you stated your age is in a pp.

It's actually 30.

BackInTheRealWorld · 16/08/2015 00:20

I knew I should have gone out tonight.

MadeMan · 16/08/2015 00:21

"I need google translate."

Or Chris Eubank.

goddessofsmallthings · 16/08/2015 00:25

If you have no intention of getting your dancing jockeys rocks off on Tuesday and you don't want her to form the opinion that you're un preternatural, you're best advised to perform a supernatural feat such as boring her to sleep stupefying her with verbiage and making your exit before she wakes recovers her senses.

Don't leave a note as she might not be best pleased to find you've spent the night getting through several reams of her printer paper finest stationery. Smile

SiobhanSharpe · 16/08/2015 00:26

I might (just might) be slightly more amused if it wasn't for all the grammatical errors.
Eg 'Too' dissimilar;

demur/demure -- quite different words.
To demur (v) -- to disagree or refuse politely
Demure (adv) coy, shy.

And 'underpants charleston' is just confusing. The phrase 'horizontal tango' paints a more, shall we say, vivid picture.

Original poster
MARTIN1 · 16/08/2015 00:26

Muddle
The lady in question is a friend of my sister. Part of the reason I am a little coy is I don't really want any details whatsoever about me finding their way back to my sis.

For the record I am 36. I wasn't sure how to express my exact age in score years. I could have tried Roman numerals but that may have made me appear to the lady as a bit of an arse!

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Smorgasboard · 16/08/2015 00:29

Lol, it's Finbah Saunders! Just the right age for some Vis humour. Your Lassy sounds rather crude though, not like a lady who cares if you get to know her. I'd guess she doesn't care if you are on the same level or not, as it doesn't sound like it's an emotional attachment she's after. If fun is fine Tuesdays the time, otherwise Dutch, should kick it into touch ;-)

SiobhanSharpe · 16/08/2015 00:29

Well, heaven forbid she should think that.