the Sordid affair thread - the 'story' goes on

[TealFanClub]

Ok for those of use who were just settling down to catch up on it..

here is what happened next

I told daughter one - I coudnt keep the pretence going any longer, and my lack of appetite and sallow appearance was a giveaway.

This thread is ace and makes the deception worth while... I love you teal and plum.

Was Dev not only the Plumber knickers woman but also the twin set and pearls type whose husband was going round to boink a neighbour under the pretext of mending her clothes line?

Darling I've almost finished polishing the RR and will be with you toot suite with lots of gin and my SHL contacts.
Be with about 3.

Till then the MN hags will soothe you.

Dev and Plumber woman are the same person?

sweetie, WTAF are you doing car jobs for, don't tell me Siimpson has left again? Honestly just pay him the extra £1 per hour and be done with it. Haggling with staff is so ageing.

Please bring some pink grapefruit and Fever Tree for the gin, I'm all out and cannot be fagged going to the village shop only to be annoyed they are still selling schweppes! Lots to tell you - think I have my mojo back

'struggling for name"

ROAR at poster lovelyfriend

I've made a date with Lovely Friend to play tennis tomorrow- I think the two of us thwacking a few balls will prove rather therapeutic.

ROFL at the MN Hags

Teal, it needs to be short, sexy thought Jim, could become James, as he becomes Olympic winning trainer, and starts to move in moneyed circles, and tries to hide his working class roots - I am getting ahead of myself!

oh this is like OLD mumsnet

no one has been on to tell us off

and its FUNNY

you will look GREAT in your tennis skirt to - after losing weight overnight

I was jolted from Groom-Hand manly but gently caressing hands by the vibration of a text message alert. I broke free, fresh-filled with guilt over my beautiful DD2S unrequited crush.
The text was from an unknown number; the message starkly read "cherchez les documents properties. Un ami x"
Mon Dieu! Where will this end. Sigh.

look in his properties?!

Oh god, the bastard's only gone and gotten her pregnant.

And... I'm late too

I gazed in Jim's eyes. I could see myself reflected in them which was, of course, the point of gazing so lovingly at him. My cheekbones looked amazing after just two days on the fruit-and-throwing-up diet. Maybe Rex wasn't such a bastard after all. But just then the stable cat mewed peremptorily and I was jolted back to reality by the abrupt reminder that at some point soon, Jim and I had to try to recreate the 'phoning someone whilst having an orgasm and blaming it on the cat' scenario. I envisioned it as something like an episode of Mythbusters, only for Channel 5.

I am crying laughing.

LOL at stable cat

Unfortunately, twins run in DH's family...

My trolldar is most definately on the blink! I read that thread and was
Loving this thread though!

I argued with the marriage registrar as they wouldn't accept retired civil servant as his occupation. I was adamant he'd never had an actual job title but apparently he was some kind of Director It was like my whole life was based on a lie.

Crying

You are SO BRAVE Polar

SO STRONG.

SO..so..

( psst - do we think she was trying to hint he was an MP - David Mellor? )