the Sordid affair thread - the 'story' goes on

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Ok for those of use who were just settling down to catch up on it..

here is what happened next

I told daughter one - I coudnt keep the pretence going any longer, and my lack of appetite and sallow appearance was a giveaway.

Darn. I was to start with, allowed myself to relax and then was very again at the wedding dress. And was also that the op had started the second thread herself.

All her gimlet-eyed magnificence...it was an example to us all

What a brave amazing awe inspiring woman you are Op.

After tennis, while we are still hot and sweaty, we can go for a trot.

...also, the fact that they started their own second thread entitled "sordid affair (continued)" like it really was a poorly acted daytime channel 5 drama

Teal et al just read thread start to finish, can't remember last time I cried laughing. This is FABULOUS.

After tennis, while we are still hot and sweaty, we can go for a trot.

Yeah cos you're not the only one who got the shits after reading the malarky.

I think someone said in the 2nd thread that Dev was also doing the Confessions of a Plumber type thread, and that was a clever 'un as she'd sown the seed with a previous "Embarrassing things that happened..." thread about having a whoops a daisy with her knicks on his doorknob or some such. ISTR that twinset and pearls woman thread (also outed as a hairyhands) had a similar air of restraint, dignity as well as dramatic timing of posts.

I particularly liked the work being a distraction but awake all night. presumably our heroine was overseas and needed to go to bed.

Ahem. It has come to my attention that I have been grossly slandered on this site so I have joined MN to set the record straight.
Dev's husband came on to me because he couldn't deal with HER depraved sexual demands. He's a strictly missionary-once-a-month kind of guy. Last year he came home early from golf only to discover poor Dobbin in a highly distressed state, crammed into a size 18 organza and chiffon wedding gown. Dev was performing unspeakable acts on the poor creature with an oversized carrot, while dressed as a bride'groom'. Poor man neverrecovered from the shock.
As for Dev and Tiddles, I can't bring myselfto describe what they got up to on a regular basis. 'Cat sitting' for her brother? I shudder.

i am just gobsmacked that someone would do such stupid thing.
just flippin gobsmacked!
i believed the first few pages....

The registrar argument is a true story the civil servant being my dad. He wasn't a top-ranking one as in his own words he "rubbed people up the wrong way"

It was fake????? I was well taken in.

Polareyes at 18:51 absolutely inspired!

Wow badly worded post. I didn't marry my dad!

I think Lovely Friend WAS the Little Slut.

That evening..

I stepped into the front door, kicking off my shoes and sinking my stockinged toes into the luxurious shag pile carpet. Rolling my slender shoulders to remove the stresses of the day I caught sight of myself in the hall mirror. My eyes were ringed in mauve by the recent crying I have done but rather than marring my face it seemed to add depth and vulnerability to their natural soulful grey.

I hunted in the drawer of the large mahogany desk in 'his' study and found the key to the wine cellar. For once I would indulge- I rarely drink but tonight I plan to open the bottle of vintage red collecting dust we were hoping to keep for a special occasion.

What the hell, I think (unusual for me- I never swear) what better occasion than this - I have rid myself of that rake hell (?!) and I have much to look forward to- I tried to recall the touch of Jim's mouth as it crushed mine in the earlier heat of the stable but strangely the face of Sebastien the Solicitor with his amber flecked eyes and aquiline nose kept swimming into view..

"Where I come from a top civil servant is the Postie"

how I love that post

To be fair to poor old Desperate and all who were taken in by her, the "he was inside her" post came pretty late in the threads. She strung a lot of people along up til then, even with the wedding dress comment and the links.

Lovely Friend takes Dev to the beach for a vino and some Waitrose strawberries, and accidentally lets slip that she is Little Slut.

Perhaps it was all a cunning plan to get my hands on the lovely horsey Dev, who I have been lusting after for years? . Her husband may have been Top Civil Servant but he was a dull man slave to his many vanities.

Forgive me- I think I came over all historical romance..

Mike you're rather good at this

Has anyone had twins yet?

"He's inside me right now!"
Fucking awesome

Tsk Minty, she wasn't DESPERATE, she was DEVASTATED