the Sordid affair thread - the 'story' goes on

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Ok for those of use who were just settling down to catch up on it..

here is what happened next

I told daughter one - I coudnt keep the pretence going any longer, and my lack of appetite and sallow appearance was a giveaway.

you should hear what he said about you lovey!!

I had no choice but to leave my shallow offering for posterity and slink walk away never to return Lovely.

Anyone know why Seb wanted our heroine to jet off to Cannes immediatement?

Intermission

(TrollWatch Update I'm guessing most people here had posted on the original thread so may like to know that on the continued thread at
Tue 09-Jun-15 23:16:37 a poster who sent Dev a PM of support just set out the text of a PM she received from Dev. I'm actually speechless.)

End of Intermission

Anyone know why Seb wanted our heroine to jet off to Cannes immediatement?

No idea. I've been too busy f*cking Rex and trying to keep Rupert happy.

Also speechless.

Wow yes Dd1 is at university pursuing a legal career and with added talent for singing and dancing. I was too shocked to mention it before but she has secured a summer internship working for Judge Rinder! She has just this very minute finished recording a theme tune and will be supporting dear Justin in both the legal and dancing sense. So proud! I'm planning a special supper soiree in his honour.

This thread is brilliant - love the knitted porn esp the one with the phone. Perhaps that was Dev's inspiration

Well i was another one that was totally had. Came to check on update and found this thread and the deletion message from HQ. Felt so bad for OP, thought about her through the day, even told DH about her vile hubby! Missed all the bits about wedding dress etc.

Just read a bit of what went on on the other thread.

Apart from anything else, the Troll-Op has written a significant chunk of a bonkbuster in all those endless posts kept up through the wee small hours. Perhaps it was Jilly Cooper researching a new novel? Cmon Jilly, tell all!

Just to let you know I've undressed dobbin as he was finding it quite difficult to graze in the frock.

Well done SonceyD0g after all Dobbin is actually part owned by another lady around my age.

Well done SonceyD0g after all Dobbin is actually part owned by another lady around my age.

No - Dobbin is wholly owned by my husband Rupert - keep up. Geraldine tells a lot of lies when emailing her friends. She's a bit deluded.

I've left the veil on as it makes quite a good fly mask.

I didn't want to bring this up but it is common knowledge your Rupert lost the ownership of Dobbin in a high stakes game of Go Fish!

Rupert sounds like a Cheshire Scumbag.

RexsLittleSlut

Read the PM

Holy hell! I'm beginning to think that 'Dev' isn't a troll at all, but some acid-casualty who is living in cloud cuckoo land! Seriously sounds like someone living in their own fantasy land!

Carry on.

To confound those who believe there's nothing new under the sun ... knitted porn. Is there no end to human creativity?

Later today... Seb gets his kit off reveals all in Cannes.

Looking back now, the updates on the original thread seem staged. Real cliffhanger stuff. Was it a wanna be writer for soaps/dramas ?

Also, why be so coy about the vile photos and e-mails ? She's seen her husband naked loads of times. What was he doing with his little slut ? Who cares ?

If you review the thread, you can see the story running out of steam. However, the copy paste of a PM by one of the thread contributors worries me. Is the troll so deep in the fantasy of it all ?

Oh and one of my concerns before the balloon went up was the cover story of where the husband had taken himself off to. 'Great Aunt has had a fall' really ? A man, I'm guessing, is retired, possibly early sixties, has a great aunt ? Is she 110 years old ?

Anyway, it's over now.

What did the pm from Dev say?

I missed all the pm stuff

Oh I see. To Chopin on the other thread. About horses. A bit dull.

Well I read lots of the other thread and had absolutely no idea it wasn't true

Arowhena I'm the poster whose husband was going round to see our neighbour that you refer to. I'm not Dev nor have I posted about plumbers and knickers. I value my dignity and my manners and have a fairly traditional set of values but that doesn't equate to me liking twin sets and pearls! I never understood why people had that view of me as I am nothing like that.

I don't have hairy hands and I was not outed as such. I have admitted I made up a code on my thread as I did not feel ready to confront my husband and face up to anything. I said I needed to see what was on my husband's phone before I confronted him and the code gave me an excuse to not be able to get that evidence and thus put off confronting him. I didn't think it through but I couldn't take it back once I had said it without saying I had accessed his phone and then I would have had no reason to not confront him. I deeply regret what I did but I do not have hairy hands nor do I dwell under a bridge.

Not everyone reacts to a situation by effing and blinding and ranting and raving. Discovering my husband was cheating on me didn't result in me having a personality change. As for the "dramatic timing of posts" that you mention, have you even read my threads! Pages of me analysing the same old stuff and going round in circles. For the posters who are continuing to support me I very much doubt it is a riveting read a lot of the time.

0400am

Geraldine wakes from a sleep that has been so deliciously interrupted three times by Sebastian still seductively wearing his beret, she marvels at his sexual prowess and the nirvana he has taken her to, and begins to sob silently - why was Rex never like this? and Could Jim be - he is young but maybe after spending time with Dobbin he could learn........