the Sordid affair thread - the 'story' goes on

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Ok for those of use who were just settling down to catch up on it..

here is what happened next

I told daughter one - I coudnt keep the pretence going any longer, and my lack of appetite and sallow appearance was a giveaway.

I really pulled the wool over Rex's eyes.

They were not cat noises after all, they were the muffled squeaks, of "how the actual fuck am I meant to stay like this, while you get your rocks off AND call your wife"

Afterwards Rex'slittleslut, marvels at her core muscles, and mentally makes a note to thank Jose, her Portuguese Pilates instructor - the only way she knows how!

Lol goddess!

Sebastian should obv be Anthony Stewart Head

goddess I hope you just left it there and fled back here walked away
:)

plum

Bastard. Fucking weird place this Mumsnet.
That's the first thread I really 'felt'. Understood lots of violent and drunken ones, but that's the first one I really felt sorry about. I really thought, Jesus! There's a house out there with a woman in it, who has just had her perfect life broken! FFS Her daughter even has a horse! Life's dream!
Posted some heartfelt support, too! What a SAP I am!
Just goes to show, that simple minded novel readers, like me, are easy to be duped.
Will get wise!
Stay of Mumsnet for a start unless you want to waste your fucking day away.

This crochet porn is really quite unnerving.

Stay of Mumsnet for a start unless you want to waste your fucking day away.

Ahem. We are right here.

This crochet porn is really quite unnerving.

It's entirely fabricated.

RexsLittleSlut you have the best part... was there an open audition for this?

I wonder if they were knitted by Nanas?

this thread has been a joy & the knitting an inspiration.

I'm off to bed - very tired after all these middle of the night distress calls I've been dealing with lately

I saw an opening and slipped right in ShonaOCasey

Audition!!?? she just jumped right in there as she is wont to do ....

Rexs

Watch it LovelyFriend. Otherwise Rupert might want me to shag your husband too. & he always gets what he wants.

I'm at his mercy. I want to leave him but I'm scared of what he might do.

I've got to go. I think I hear Rupert at the door back from a hard day at the stud.

Geraldine is very quiet... who is playing her I wonder?!

ooh no I think Rupert just left after giving me a good seeing to!!
oops...

Rupert's like an alley cat. I find it vaguely insulting that he consorts with women who are so consistently second-rate.

I'm howling not making cat noises at this thread. The knitted porn is just utterly fabulous!!