the Sordid affair thread - the 'story' goes on

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Ok for those of use who were just settling down to catch up on it..

here is what happened next

I told daughter one - I coudnt keep the pretence going any longer, and my lack of appetite and sallow appearance was a giveaway.

UPDATED CAST initially provided by Plumstone

Rex - a cad with questionable morals
Geraldine - slightly wet, but sexually deprived and open minded heroine
Dd1 - almost a barrister - depending on AS results, actually depending on whether she made the exam aka Petronella
DD 2 - potentially knocked up tart, who likes horses and rising to the trot, let's call her Scarlett
Sebastian - a cool yet passionate half French, semi retired barrister who wants to take care of Geraldine
Jim - beautiful stable boy, who against all odds trains an Olympic show jumper, and likes to keep his shags "in the family" so to speak
Lovelyfriend - ex bFf of Geraldine, who can't quite believe the things she has done so continues to meet her for mixed doubles and ball thwacking

RexsLittleSlut - Rex's little slut. The OW. Married to Rupert.

Rupert - wealthy former show jumper and husband of Rexs Little Slut. Owns riding stables and horses where DD2 rides. Was at a minor public school with Rex - but neither acknowledge this or speak of it.

I thought Susi was the name of Lovely Friend.

Never mind, there were 12 pages already, not the one my already opened tab said.

Much later that evening,

I wake up with a wooly head, stagger to the kitchen, and see the dim outline of a Range Rover in the yard, however ignore it, just too vulnerable to deal with this now, slowly walk upstairs, thinking of my life gone before, and the one to come. Dig out some San pellagino from the fridge in the bedroom, and start to sob, as I see the Martini that Rex used to enjoy on a Saturday evening while getting ready to go to the Hunt ball.

As I can't get the images of Rexslittleslut out my head, fish out the vibrator from the bedside cabinet and try some light relief, it's not working, openit to discover the batteries are so old they have leaked - god damnit will nothing ever be right again?

Didn't Dev deceive her dd's as her 'lovely girls' at one point.

Keep hearing TED.

OK keep telling yourself that RexsLittleSlut, but I we KNOW the really you is stitched up and coarse

Snoozybird what did you Google to get that?!

I wonder if Rex's little slut is a natural redhead?

we KNOW the really you is stitched up and coarse

There's nothing stitched up about me. I'm wide open you might say.

Collar and cuffs Mike, collar and cuffs!

I wonder if Rex's little slut is a natural redhead?

No. Rupert makes me dye my hair red. His mother was a red head. Don't ask.

Google?? It was on their emails!

Rula George cat

OH for poxy fucks sake! Was following the original and having been off line for a day found this thread! Pox! Been had then? (Haven't had time to read any of the thread really so please forgive me if I'm wrong and offending - but was it a hoax?) Fucker. Delete me if I'm wrong but all that stuff about xxxxslut TIUTA was a wind up? FMG. I was really sorry for the woman!
(Right, that was typed in haste, better read the thread and see if I'm talking about the right one, going to look a cunt if I'm not)

oh Rex .....

On disembarking from lovely friend's jet at Nice, I felt my spirits rise as the warmth of the Riveria sunshine penetrated the fine silk of my Chanel pret-a-porter travelling ensemble.

Sebastian tossed my Louis Vuitton vintage suitcase lightly onto the back seat of his Corniche convertible and we set off for Cannes.

Over lunch at Le Club Nautique, I marvelled at his transformation from the epitome of an English solicitor to French gigolo matelot... was it his striped Breton top, the beret placed at a jaunty angle on his well-shaped head, or the strings of onions worn casually over his manful shoulders?

As I stirred my demitasse at the end of our delicous repast, he placed his firm hand over mine and, gazing deep into my eyes, said 'Enfin.... ' to be continued.

True Confessions Corner: I just posted the above on the other thread < easily confused emoticon >

don't look chook

Lol at the voyeur chicken!

hahaaaa

LovelyFriend . Crochet pornography- how very... niche

Lol at the voyeur chicken!

That's where Rupert's cameras were hidden. The chicken's eyes were strangely glassy on close inspection. Rex was too distracted to notice.

Flash bastard.

LOOK! The phone! This must be at the brothers house, during cat-noise-gate!

I think you'll find its knitted.

Gives a whole new meaning to a Ripping Yarn

i'm not going to be able to sleep with the image seared in my mind Mike

He'd never do that funky shit with my beloved Friend