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Do you have a fetish?

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NameChangeSoStrange · 08/04/2015 01:43

NC'd as both mother and a close female friend know my MN name and quite frankly don't fancy them reading this (or knowing it is me when they read this at any rate).

I was wondering if any MNetters have any fetishes?

If you don't want to say what it is that's fine just curious how many people have a specific niche - is it as common as a phobia (the opposite presumably) or is it a little more rare?

I find them fascinating because I'm curious if there is normally a specific cause for a fetish and would be interested to see what posters post on here.

I would say my fetishes or more aptly for myself, turn on's is a little bit of dominance (the other person) but not to the extent of being abusive/nasty. I also like the thought of more than one man at a time (though in reality I'd hate this, so no idea why my mind likes it).

I know it's a very nosy question but as we are all anonymous I thought I'd see what others say.

MNHQ feel free to delete away if a fair few are offended.
Feel free not to answer if you really don't feel comfortable nobody will make you.

Thanks for engaging if you do answer :)

~NiC~

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 10/04/2015 23:26

I spend a fair amount of time in a day in stop/start traffic getting stopped at several sets of traffic lights. Lots of time for the mind to wander.

handfulofcottonbuds · 10/04/2015 23:31

iwashappy - that's my 'thing' too.

My ex was skinny and boney Angry

Oh and spineless

AnyFucker · 10/04/2015 23:31

iwashappy I am definitely vanilla in some eyes

age play ?

no, playacting a prepubescent girl in thrall to a pretendy paedophile leaves me rigidly stone cold and shrivels my sensitive bits to vanishing proportions

my sexual encounters have always been on a level playing field (except my cars have always been better Wink )

MadeMan · 10/04/2015 23:47

"...as I pulled alongside at the lights and burned him off at the light change."

Wow, I love a confident lady driver. is like AF at time 0:40 in the clip.

Did you peek at him over your sunnies, AF before burning off? Smile

HappyGoLuckyGirl · 10/04/2015 23:48

My fetish (if it can be called that) is asphyxiation during intercourse.

Obviously not to the point where I pass out...but not just a light hand either.

It feels great I've never done it with anyone who wasn't comfortable with it and, on the other side, I've had an experience of someone taking it too far.

justonemoretime2p · 10/04/2015 23:49

Anyfucker - i may be reading between the lines but I think you have a fetish for traffic lights.

AnyFucker · 10/04/2015 23:51

Amber, red, green

......and she's off Grin

justonemoretime2p · 10/04/2015 23:54

fuck fuck sorry i stalled

AnyFucker · 10/04/2015 23:55

a lady never tells more, MM Smile

MadeMan · 11/04/2015 00:02
Smile
iwashappy · 11/04/2015 00:06

Handful my ex is skinny, short, bony and spineless too! But he didn't have a hairy back so he did at least have one plus point.

I did read something years ago about some bloke who got a hard on when he saw a daffodil!! It was probably bollocks as it was in the Sunday Sport

handfulofcottonbuds · 11/04/2015 00:10

Mine was tall, skinny and boney........no hairy back though, I see that as a bonus.

Oh dear, I've always called daffodils, happy flowers - they don't get me going though Confused

justonemoretime2p · 11/04/2015 02:20

My ex had no back hair either, also had a vagina which was awesome.

callmekitten · 11/04/2015 03:09

Degradation is my thing. I especially like wetting myself during foreplay. I also like stimulating a man to orgasm without so much as unzipping his pants.

Dowser · 11/04/2015 08:02

I need to get out more!

shirleybasseyslovechild · 11/04/2015 09:39

can we hear more about the maths equations ?

GhettoFabulous · 11/04/2015 09:59

What do you want to know?

I also like to slap, throttle, spit on and pull the hair of a young gent while I'm doing sexyfuntimes. While he calls me Mummy. The gents in question are generally between about 25-30, before someone starts foaming at the mouth, but they have to look boyish.

Ban this sick filth now!

OrangeMochaFrappucino · 11/04/2015 11:23

AF, your forearm story is the only remotely erotic thing I've read on this thread. It's just so...tantalising.

OrangeMochaFrappucino · 11/04/2015 11:23

Or... tantalising rather!

OrangeMochaFrappucino · 11/04/2015 11:24

Name change fail!

AnyFucker · 11/04/2015 11:55

a bit of subtlety goes a long way Smile

each to their own of course, but some of the stuff listed here just seems nasty, dark, a thing to be endured and above all just grim

If I had to rely on feeling like that to get my rocks off instead of enjoying a smiley, silly, joyful bounce around that makes both participants feel actually happier I'd have to give it up and find something more uplifting to do

perhaps the grim, ritualised, rictus -inducing nature of it is the attraction though....not for me, thank christ

AnyFucker · 11/04/2015 11:59

jelly, I am thinking of writing exotic fiction based around sunny weather, shapely forearms, smart cars and encounters at traffic lights

it's very vanilla, but I reckon it's got legs Grin

Enigmatist · 11/04/2015 12:00

On Easter Sunday the Sunday Sport's front page headline was:

I Stuck Seven Creme Eggs Up My Bum.

Which was a bit much to read at 9am on the garage forecourt as we filled up to go visiting the in laws. My kids are teenagers who thought it was hilarious but how would you explain that to a six year old?!

AnyFucker · 11/04/2015 12:01

I have the soundtrack as well Smile

Cocolepew · 11/04/2015 12:17

I'm still laughing at coconut halves Grin

I'd like DH to have a foot fetish then I'd get lots of foot rubs.

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