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Do you have a fetish?

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NameChangeSoStrange · 08/04/2015 01:43

NC'd as both mother and a close female friend know my MN name and quite frankly don't fancy them reading this (or knowing it is me when they read this at any rate).

I was wondering if any MNetters have any fetishes?

If you don't want to say what it is that's fine just curious how many people have a specific niche - is it as common as a phobia (the opposite presumably) or is it a little more rare?

I find them fascinating because I'm curious if there is normally a specific cause for a fetish and would be interested to see what posters post on here.

I would say my fetishes or more aptly for myself, turn on's is a little bit of dominance (the other person) but not to the extent of being abusive/nasty. I also like the thought of more than one man at a time (though in reality I'd hate this, so no idea why my mind likes it).

I know it's a very nosy question but as we are all anonymous I thought I'd see what others say.

MNHQ feel free to delete away if a fair few are offended.
Feel free not to answer if you really don't feel comfortable nobody will make you.

Thanks for engaging if you do answer :)

~NiC~

OP posts:
GhettoFabulous · 09/04/2015 11:18

I actually don't know much about maths, but simple, elegant ones are best. And yes, TokenGinger, that did give me in twinge in the front bottom.

Mandatorymongoose · 09/04/2015 12:01

My favourite equation is the formula for solving quadratics that don't factorize.

( -b + or - square root b^2 - 4ac)/2a

Never found it much of a turn on though...

m0therofdragons · 09/04/2015 12:09

I have read the thread and I'm still giggling at coconuts!
Dh once questioned my Internet history and I explained mn had led me to look something up. I'm not sure he believed me but judging by comments on here I'm not alone. Mn is getting me into trouble!

DownByTheRiver · 09/04/2015 14:24

I thought I was quite adventurous but I ain't heard of half of these! The tail up the arse is hilarious!

One of the blokes I work with has a mate who mentions 'practices' of various kinds to him, none of which we've heard of so we look them up when we're supposed to be working and one of them recently was seagulling - defined as thus

'Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.'

Gross doesn't even begin to cover it but I did laugh at the mental image

pocketsaviour · 09/04/2015 14:29

Bear in mind that the vast majority of sexual practises you read about on Urban Dictionary are completely fictional. Thankfully. I've been shat on by a seagull plenty of times, living by the sea, and I don't really fancy recreating that in the bedroom Grin

AhoyMcCoy · 09/04/2015 14:35

"Everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them" - I snorted at this. How?! Whyyyy?! The mind boggles.

I had an ex who was into "kitten play" (the feline version of ponyplay, obvs). I had to wear a collar and leash and a little bell, with whiskers and kitten ears, and lap cream out of a bowl on the floor and purr at him and eat chocolate buttons out of his hand etc. I went along with it because it pleased him so much but ended things when it arose he expected me to use a litter tray on the floor instead of a toilet. That was one of his less depraved fetishes too. Some people are WEIRD.

DownByTheRiver · 09/04/2015 14:42

pocketsaviour thank God for that! I had assumed it was a student thing.

AhoyMcCoy that is hilarious, pleased he's an ex! When I was a kid I pretended to be a cat when my mum's friend looked after me, purring and twining around her legs mortified so I feel a lot less embarrassed looking back now. Thanks!

MadeMan · 09/04/2015 14:58

"I've been shat on by a seagull plenty of times, living by the sea, and I don't really fancy recreating that."

I can understand that completely. The last thing you want is your other half divebombing you in the Tesco car park as you're unlocking the boot with heavy shopping.

StillStayingClassySanDiego · 09/04/2015 15:52

I'd be too busy rubbing on the Canestan/necking the Flagyl/inserting the yogurt/supping the cranberry juice to have too much regular "rough" sex.

I've only just read this thread and this really has had me tittering out loud Grin.

Good job there's only me at home.

AnyFucker · 09/04/2015 16:07

Thank you for noticing my considered plea Wink

AnyFucker · 09/04/2015 16:10

Ahoy, I think I saw that kitten thing re enacted on Celebrity Big Brother with Rula Lenska and that idiotic politician bloke

it did nothing for me, I am happy to report

Member302299 · 09/04/2015 16:27

george galloway

AhoyMcCoy · 09/04/2015 16:27

That's pretty much exactly what I thought when I was doing it. It was a sort of "oh jeez. I'm basically George Galloway right now".

Suffice to say I think I'm "vanilla" through and through and am happy to have a DH who counts a blow job on the sofa as risqué.

AnyFucker · 09/04/2015 16:30

ha !

SleeplessinUlanBator · 09/04/2015 17:14

Ahoy, did he make you use the catflap and lick your bum before burping up a furball on the carpet?

pocketsaviour · 09/04/2015 17:19

Ahoy I'm now REALLY hoping your ex didn't own an actual cat...

AhoyMcCoy · 09/04/2015 17:25

I love how seriously threads about fetishes are taken here Grin

Nope - no actual cat. But you would have thought he did if you saw his house - ball of wool for "kitty" to play with, large dog bed on floor for "kitty" to sleep in. Genuinely.

Even im rather baffled as to why I went along with it.

Anyway - let's go back to talking about anal wolf tails and sexy equations. As you were.

LlamaJohn · 09/04/2015 17:36

he likes dressing up as a maid and cleaning the kitchen - it's great, keeps him bust, and I get a lovely clean kitchen Grin

DownByTheRiver · 09/04/2015 17:38

AF you watch shit like Big Brother?!! Shocked

MadeMan · 09/04/2015 17:42

God knows he wants to break free, LlamaJohn.

AnyFucker · 09/04/2015 17:45

I may have glimpsed it once while I was solving some quadratic equations

handfulofcottonbuds · 09/04/2015 17:47

"Would you like me.....to be the cat"

Yuk!

RuthlessBaggage · 09/04/2015 17:48

Hoping this nc works Confused

I have had an interest in BDSM since long before puberty. It isn't about the pain, precisely, but the control and submission (so for me it's the D/s, not the B/D or S&M).

I now cannot get aroused without it. Erotica will do (new, re-read or remembered) but the real thing is better. The darkness/severity required hasn't changed, it's just that I don't really find anything else that sexy nowadays.

DH had never tried it or even really thought about it before me, but he finds my arousal so erotic the scene works for him now (like Pavlov's dogs drooling at the bell, MrBaggage now gets turned on at the thought of restraining me and inflicting pain).

He's had to work hard at overcoming lots of "don't hit girls" and similar rhetoric. Learning to hurt enough but not too much has been complicated too, because he's a tall, muscular bloke and he could break me if he chose.

It's very psychological, though. What I need and how I respond is different every time and he's getting very good at reading me and taking me where I want to go.

Re: Fifty Shades, I agree it isn't BDSM but it's absolute classic spanko fiction. An important distinction: like one might read Pride & Prejudice andswoon over Mr Darcy but not really want to live anything like that liffpfor real. I've read the cheat notes for FSOG without wanting to read the rest, as it doesn't float my particular boat, but I recognise within it themes and plots and subplots I've read a thousand times before.

Purpleboa · 09/04/2015 21:41

Hilarious thread! I don't have a fetish as such but I did meet a guy through OLD who was obsessed with whether I have ever worn my hair in a French braid. I have once, but that was when I was nine, so I didn't really think it appropriate to share. I kept the (text, we'd yet to meet in RL) conversation going cos I was intrigued, but eventually got freaked/bored, so slammed him down by telling him I had short hair. Never heard from him again...thankfully.

Purpleboa · 09/04/2015 21:50

And now that I'm 7 months pregnant, the only fantasy I have involves a huge, comfy DH free bed and an endless supply of chocolate treats. I'm barely hanging on to the battered remains of my libido, never mind any of the stuff that's on here! Good on ya girls, have some fun for me won't you Grin