Do you have a fetish?

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NC'd as both mother and a close female friend know my MN name and quite frankly don't fancy them reading this (or knowing it is me when they read this at any rate).

I was wondering if any MNetters have any fetishes?

If you don't want to say what it is that's fine just curious how many people have a specific niche - is it as common as a phobia (the opposite presumably) or is it a little more rare?

I find them fascinating because I'm curious if there is normally a specific cause for a fetish and would be interested to see what posters post on here.

I would say my fetishes or more aptly for myself, turn on's is a little bit of dominance (the other person) but not to the extent of being abusive/nasty. I also like the thought of more than one man at a time (though in reality I'd hate this, so no idea why my mind likes it).

I know it's a very nosy question but as we are all anonymous I thought I'd see what others say.

MNHQ feel free to delete away if a fair few are offended.
Feel free not to answer if you really don't feel comfortable nobody will make you.

Thanks for engaging if you do answer :)

~NiC~

Seven!!!?

I want to ask those people who have serious fetishes....does it ever get in the way of normal sex? If you're into whips/chains/buttplugs/choking/violence/pretending to be a horse/equations does it always have to be that to be good sex for you? Or is it a mood thing, and sometimes the slow/soft/gentle/comfort sex is still good, just a different mood?

I think it was seven, could have been nine, I remember thinking it was a lot anyway.

Egging, not pegging.

Apologies for use of the description "normal" sex. That could be a bit offensive really couldn't it

I'm asking as someone re-exploring the lighter end of kink at the moment- very happily- but not wanting to lose the pleasure from more "standard" bedroom activities the deeper I get into various alternative pursuits

Egging

Not the kind of egg I have on my toy wish list

I know some people reacted badly to the change of the Creme Egg recipe but that sounds a step (or seven) too far!

Also, if you did want to insert them anywhere except your mouth, why would you want to announce it to a national newspaper?

I'll read the forearm fiction, AF. I think the internet has killed off the imagination, which imo is the most erogenous zone of all...all the spraying of bodily fluids, purchase of complicated equipment and jamming of various things in uncomfortable places seems very crude, hard work and generally grim to me!

OneDay / AF - no, I can't get my rocks off with plain sex. I can participate willingly, but I will categorically not reach orgasm.

Which is not to say I have to play a full scene to climax: I have a substantial memory "wank bank" to call upon as required.

And I can certainly appreciate a muscular forearm although my brain will automatically and immediately jump to speculation about how its owner would use it in a bdsm situation. Stronger arms can hit harder, see?

It was nine (!) and they broke a world record. Norris McWhirter would turn in his grave!

Enigmatist - meh!

I'd be impressed if they were Kinder Eggs.........and the toy came out complete with stickers attached

They'd leak out uncontrollably. In a gooey mess of runny chocolate and yellow and white fondant cream.

I think that is a shame, RB, and a bit of a pain in the arse (excuse the pun, and the patronising tone ...)

Imagine if they were Galaxy eggs, filled with chocolate... Not a pleasant vision

Also I'm so constipated at the moment it feels like I've got 9 Creme Eggs stuck up there.

I like "normal" sex and can orgasm at the drop of a hat anyway, but the kinky stuff just ramps it up. I'm not all that thrilled by kinky sex in itself without the power play. I like to play the long game anyway - I very much enjoy administering a headfuck, usually by orgasm control and humiliation. I give out tasks and make them check in with me and tell me all their deepest thoughts and feelings. This is with my young paramours. I have a different thing with Daddy - and I always call him Daddy, not just sexually or when I'm drunk!

It can take you to very dark places, but it can also take you to places of real intimacy, vulnerability, ecstasy, contentment, pleasure.

I'll take your word for that, GF

Jellyandcake I generally don't use implements of any kind. I much prefer my imagination. What's going on in someone's head is infinitely more interesting to me than tying them up and hitting them.

Apparently he's won the Turner Prize for the egg shoving!

He's an "Exciting new artist". They're having a giraffe aren't they. Thing is, I actually believed it to start with.

beezlystreet.com/2015/04/05/turner-prize-for-man-that-stuffed-9-creme-eggs-up-bum/

Did he take the foil off those 9 Creme Eggs first? I would think that after warming up for a while in the colon they would implode under the pressure and the foil might cause some discomfort on the return journey.

Funnily enough, that was DH's response when I told him, MM.

He was quite concerned for Creme Egging Man's rectum.

I want to ask those people who have serious fetishes....does it ever get in the way of normal sex?

No. It gives you more options though, sex doesn't have to be samey samey. Doing the same thing each time would get predictable and not feel special.

I do feel a little sad for those that say it's normal for couples to lose that spark or get stuck in a rut sexually because it's something we've never experienced so not normal for us.

I don't know about other six year olds but mine would be absolutely in stitches at the thought of somebody putting nine creme eggs up their bum. There would be no need for any explanations of sexual motives because the motive would be immediately obvious to him - bums are funny, eggs are funny, the combination is just a party of laughs.

I think I would avoid mini eggs for the next few years just in case he thought it was a great idea though

I suppose if he did leave the foil on the eggs, then he could start up a new career as a fairly competent drugs mule. After a dozen or so run-ins with various airport securities around the world and a few cavity searches later, every time he went through the metal detectors they'd just assume he had a bunch of Creme Eggs up his arse again; thus paving the way for him to substitute the eggs for opium or whatever. I think Kinder Eggs are illegal in America, so he could make his fortune smuggling those in for the kids.

Why on earth are Kinder Eggs illegal in the States MM?

Something to do with the toys inside I think. Their food agency reckons people might accidently swallow them, not realising they are inside the eggs, or something like that.

His motive for the Egging was to set the Easter World record. In shoving Creme Eggs up the bum, Bertie. Not even a fetishy thing. There was an (alleged) XRay to prove his achievement.

And good god, if you could fit 9 cream eggs up your bum, you'd be the most competent drugs mule ever. Seriously in demand.