Quick! Is there some kind of protocol for staying at new bloke's house when menstruating.

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This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever posted.

I've been dating a guy for a few months. I've stayed at his before. We're going to dinner tonight and I'd like to drink & have more time together so I'd have to stay at his.

Thing is I'm on. Do I just say "I'll stay but I'm not shagging you", or would the proper thing to do be to just drive home?

I'm so shit at dating!!!

Late to this but it was from AF that I first heard the expression 'Got the painters in'.
Nothing she says s me anymore.

Gah, I am a laydee, dontcha know

^ says her, with her gusset hangin' out

You're offering him a blowjob. I doubt there'll be an issue :-)
I cannot wait to use shark week.

Haha, I once asked DH how you use a tampon.. he thought the plastic tube was there to stop the thing from expanding with blood...

Tequila, you just look down and his head has just dropped on your crotch, either the activity wore him out or the lavender worked a treat!

My OH uses the phrases 'Arsenal at home' and 'got the painters in' (in reference to me, not himself, you understand).

IIRC, Viz used to call it 'jam rag week'

Well this thread has been quite an education!

Its called "Surfing the crimson tide" here.

I'm sorry but wtf happened in here?! All this talk of Dolmio and period sex!

I'm genuinely shocked that do many people indulge... I never thought I shocked easily.

I'd be thoroughly disappointed either way Multiple

Yes, pasta sauces in jars ! I've never heard the like. I thought all MN'etters knitted their carbohydrate accompaniments. It's been a rude awakening, that is for sure.

I'll never view the 'when's your Dolmio day?' Advert with the creepy Italian puppets the same way again.

Another service well done by Mumsnet

DH calls it either The Red River, Flying The Japanese Flag, or The Red Moon Rising!

I would be too, Tequila I'd have to get revenge somehow

Oh ladies You have made my day

Thankyou!!

I have a horror story. It involved me buying 3 x Egyptian cotton white sheets in heals the next day. and never returning to my yoga class.

drat not in chat!

My gusset is regularly bleached with Tesco value thick lemon bleach i'll have you know, IT IS SPARKLING.
And smells like lemon soufflé.

Fuck, though I had the wrong thread there for a minute.

It's Liverpool playing at home here in't north. The more you know, etc.

I am laughing so much I wish I had my period.
And a boyfriend.

In stunned people still have periods. Get a coil fgs! Are amazing

Tell him.. Then do it in the shower! That's what me and DP do or bent over the sink..then jump in the shower! Either way it will be steamy

Bent over the sink - ha ha ha ha!!

How would bending over the sink work ? Unless he is perched on the taps ?