The Dating Thread 71

[TheCrow]

Welcome to all daters :)

Well maybe time to buck the trend, My X was near 6 foot and seriously lacking in the trouser department.
Wonder what the little Italian Stallion I am seeing tomorrow is like

That sentence was a bit garbled but you get the gist

Before Kent lad was very err hung but not big nose!

So can we deduce from that that Gerard Depardieu is packing one/something?!

People say that Jewish, Irish, Greeks etc are well hung Caucasians.

Is not saying if I have or have not tried!

I thought it was feet?? my ex had a massive snozz and was pretty averagely sized. but then again he's a freak of nature.

*hello but what about Italians?
Chipolata

hello please elaborate on the etc! Mr Smiley is irish! !! even more excited now....be like presents on Christmas day!

loving chipolata too

bumble I had a boyfriend once who was Irish, he was a nice size and very good in bed, turned out to be a nutter but I think I seem to attract nutters

Blossom that reminds me of one - 6ft 5 giant of a man and, I kid you not, thumb size. Erect. We were going nowhere fast after that revelation. Oh, and to be clear, I have dainty hands... A bloody lovely guy but there really was that moment every woman dreads - should I start moaning now? I really couldn't tell.

I can picture you all holding up your thumbs now ...

before just spat my wine out. cause I actually did sit here with my thumb up.

I so put my thumb up and shook my head in disbelief.

Irish I think it's only been 1 man he was below average but I've got mates and they swear by the Luck of the Irish!

Italian no oh yeah 1, Sardinian, average!

God I sound like a tart!

Thumb holding aloft too!

When I say chipolata I mean a thumb sized one! Are those chipolatas the same size as cocktail (!) sausages because honestly I haven't had chipolatas to eat since childhood!

I like very tall men only. Geeky was 6'3. Although, ahem, distinctly average in other areas .

I'm taking a little break from dating for a while, unless someone utterly amazing comes along. Just booked a hol for me and the dc.

I did have a brief fling with and Italian, can remember how big he was but remember was extremely kinky. What on earth is the matter with us all tonight, lol

Oh my god I've suddenly realised I've only ever slept with English guys....how utterly boring! oh no!! I remember! one dutch guy....below average.

oh god its coming back now!! an Australian/Italian. ....humongous!! could be good Blossom!

Bumble best try harder then, lol
Right am thinking, French, Portuguese, Italian, Swedish, Irish, Latin men are great, probably not the best for ltr but great fun, now I sound like a right tart.

hello yes chipolata like cocktail sausages....I'll never look at a pig in blanket the same way.

wow....blossom, what a lovely eclectic mix

Bumble pig in blanket summed up Kent Lads physique but of course not in trouser dept.....!

I sound cruel now!

Oh and forgot Scottish, how could I Not bad for someone who has been in a relationship for 20 years, miss spent youth, happy days.

My current (who I think is probably my ex) is a Scot. Absolute sex on legs and his accent melts me. 59 years old (truly looks 10 years younger) and can go 5 times a night. It's all those mountains he walks up.

Thing that makes me laugh is seriously I've had 2 boyfriends who were very well ahem hung (gosh that sounds crude!) Kent Lad actually said a few women had said they could tell by looking when he was dressed (but he was a grower) so I was a bit .

Anyway teeny isn't amazing but average etc well ime it's certainly their action that does it for me, not the size, at all.