The Dating Thread 71

[TheCrow]

Welcome to all daters :)

Before that made me lol, could get 2 x a night out of Kent Lad and he's 42!

He used to be super fit (gym etc) but obv had let himself go in past.

Oh I meant only 2 x a night. Wasn't impressed. And he wasn't keen on morning sex either.

I would be happy with 2 x a night, like morning sex as long as not to bright in the bedroom, candle light so much kinder on my wrinkles, just bought some new lined curtains for the bedroom for that very reason

I've had two, what I refer to as, coke bottles! Flaming enormous. Both were very dull, unadventurous lovers. I'm quite happy with average or a bit below average provided the owner is a skilled operator but never a thumb size...

I've found no correlation between lunch pack and size

Apologies to the men reading this but you can't deny that this thread is eye opening at times.

Blossom lol re the curtains and wrinkles personally I wouldn't go that far....

Before the 2 large men I knew weren't abnormally large to me but they were told they were. Strange but some positions guaranteed to cause pain were ok with them....!

Yes apologies to men see my post above. Seriously size is NOT everything!

Lemon in my experience black are sometimes big sometimes not (2 boyfriends). Chinese etc never known so can't say.

Accordingly to people who know it depends, some Chinese can be large etc.

Hello lemon told you a good place to be.
hello Well in truth I completely redecorated the bedroom and happened to choose lined curtains for a softer light lol

Oh and I personally can't/don't compare, how can you?! Maybe I should Polaroid each one and compare but it really never crossed my mind.

Much prefer a man who's sensual and makes me feel all woman and wanted not wham bam guys.

Hate Wham bam guys, my X was hopeless would last about a minute, being with Mr SA has revitalised me.

It's not all about the action though.

The absolute best lover I have ever got my hands on was a bit thick (I'm talking brain power!) and dull as dishwater. After the infatuation phase and a stab at being a couple I just knew that I had to give him the "it's not you, it's me" talk. I did it face to face and he cried his eyes out. He really was a sweet sweet bloke. He asked to be my FWB but I could not, in a month of Sundays, bear the thought of that lack of personality near me just for a fab shag.

Blossom on whole I like blackout curtains and silence but boyfriend before Kent Lad had light color curtains and i slept fine, guess I felt comfy, was docklands so pretty quiet.

For me, all above does help re sleep/sex in my experience.

Before I'm dying laughing here! Bless him!

Think if men were reading this they would be mortified. I never did tell my x he was a useless shag. Even when I sat there and let him rip me apart verbally night after night in the end. ummmm might just have to send him a text next time he pisses me of.

By contrast there is an absolute bastard of a guy, kinky as fuck who I would crawl over hot coals to enjoy a session with. He relishes his "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" style which is not good for my mental health because my bloody bonding hormones demand that I marry him there and then, so I avoid him like the plague and all phone numbers etc have been deleted so there can be no drunken booty call...

Blossom i think it's rude and immature to comment on sex after it ends or penis size.

Then again big penis guy who told me I was finished re men after 30 he should maybe have had some home truths! But seriously he was ok, as a person looking back.

Blossom didn't mean to imply you were being rude and immature btw.

I must've been a right laugh with last boyfriends. Have to wear pjs or chemise in bed. Like eyemask so it's dark and earplugs too!

God help the men who put up with that!

My acronym of the day is BPG - Big Penis Guy. It's catchy.

hello god knows how managed never to throw that back at him, but I think I am a better person for not doing so. Even when he blamed me for his poor performance.

Before it is isn't it?!

Ex used refer to his tool as his wang which I had no idea was common slang for it!

Blossom you are the better person!

How dare he blame you?!

Hello you should wear a night brace on your teeth as well just to round off that goddess look!

I was on a sailing holiday last year and one of the girls was happily being seduced by the tour guide. They arranged to meet in her cabin at 2am but he fell asleep and knocked on her door at 4am. She was fast asleep with her dental nightguard on when he appeared in her room... She's blind as a bat without her specs so was trying to find the case for it, remove it, hide it and look all seductive having been abruptly awakened. I was in hysterics when she told me.

Hello Wanger is a West County slang word but wang?

I've come across wang as tool terminology.

There is also welly wanging - never muddle willy, welly, wang and wanging... could be painful.