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[SummerDad]

Here we are dear fellas

The yodelling didn't go well. Much alcohol was consumed as yodel penalties....

Phew! That all went well!

Best wishes to Mr. and MrsShrek3 for their anniversary weekend!

Bluey - my heart is bursting with joy for you! x

Thanks to you all (too many to mention) for joining in tonight! Needed a bit of nonsensical lightheartedness!!!

cafe - please put my torch back in the drawer before you leave; will need it in case of emergency!

Hahaha, cafe! - X posted!

Lily is still in the hot tub with about a dozen young policemen! Must go and rescue them!

Thank you for everything that you did tonight! Notice that you didn't contribute towards the food ... !!!

You did replace the torch, didn't you ...

Can't believe I slept through a party for insomniacs... Must be all the champagne . Can we have a Great Gatsby party next time?

I'm going to have a Tom Collins at lunchtime tomorrow (going to Harvey Nicks for a girls lunch, dahlings) for you all. Thank you for being so bonkers lovely.

Happy anniversary to the Shreks!

Hope the policemen were worth the wait when they turned up.

Hi, Bluey!

I'm the only one here now; dismantling the marquee single-handedly! The Liza woman is slumped across the grand pianos (cafe pushed them all together earlier) and still trying to sing "New York, New York." Had to explain to her that she will never make it in showbiz - people want real talent like yodelling and spoon-playing! She never listens!

Lily has gone home. I'm sure that I saw her swapping 'phone numbers with the young coppers!

To tell you the truth, Bluey, I was a trifle embarrassed about the behaviour of our co-threaders! Dad disappeared ages ago without so much as a thank you; quite rude, IMHO!

cafe has stolen my "special" torch.

Will join you tomorrow at Harvey Nicks to discuss Great Gatsby party.

Oh! SD is sneaking out of Lily's house and I have just found a child lying on a bed of balloons - must be littlekitty!

eh? what time is it? wadda miss?

It's the booze, I'm not used to it these days.

Did littlekitty behave herself? Did she dance for you? Did she eat all the capers?

I'll just collect her from that balloon bed (what a gorgeous sight)

You and me both, kitty.

Why am I in a bath wearing enormous scrubs?

My head hurts.

at both of you

I only hid from someone waving a pan of cheese sauce and must have fallen asleep.

Did all the cheesecake go? I could just demolish some now. . Where was stars?

Where am I? I think I missed most of it! After drinking all that champagne I've just woken up in the silver room with the butler. He's a big boy isn't he Jynier?!!

My head hurts

themidwife

I have to go to work now. I hope I don't sedate the babies with the fumes!!

I think Babybear ate most of the cheesecake... She says she also enjoyed the yodelling!

Glad babybear enjoyed the cheesecake I love a toddler with a refined palate

She is currently enjoying an almond croissant!

Cracking . I think she would get on well with littlekitty (as my granny used to say "I'd rather keep her a week than a fortnight")

Little grompher

Poor thing has woken up with a temperature

Oh no, hope she feels better soon! Maybe she and Babybear finished off the cocktails?!

Thanks Harriet

I think they did bears

She's now calpol-happy and I feel like viral poo.

Missed the WHOLE party c/o being too knackered to walk to end of estate and then giving in and taking a Zopiclone

< cue Zopi 'hangover' now though >

Will be more prepared next times with Pringles and the like, and wear flat shoes for the walk.

Kitty ((((hugs for viral poo feeling))) but glad she's at least feeling better